If you're a teenager and you're feeling depressed
I've got a special solution to all your stress
If you met a boy and he seemed pretty cool
But later on all he could do was drool
Did you go to a party and have a good time
But later on some guy was like "hey baby, time for bedtime"
Well listen good and listen well
To answer your problems just ring my bell
All aboard little ladies
It's time to go for a ride
Premature termination
Is the truth we must realise
On the happy fun abortion bus
Happy fun abortion bus
Side effects include vaginal thrush
On the happy fun abortion bus
So now you're free to do as you will
Get impregnated again if you haven't had your pill
And when you come back bring some friends
On the happy fun abortion bus the fun never ends