It was a long long time ago
When I was just a boy
I'd only just got started
In the business of sales
Now years later I got a job
A wife and two kids I love so much
But there's still one thing I need to be
And I gotta be strong to see it through
I'm a joker
I'm a stoker
I'm a real estate broker
So I killed my kids and I raped my wife
I don't really care 'cause they started to smell
Now I gotta chance to be somone
A real bad dude with a ten inch gun
I'm a joker
I'm a stoker
I'm a real estate broker