The sphinctor is the only reason I get out of bed everyday
I like the way it suddenly erodes your anal passage and how it goes blow
The time it takes to feel the bread crumbs tumbling down below
It's the one, don't you know
Can't you see, it's okay
Sphinctor
Taking power master class, match making from Pompey
Poverty and guilt rode out the door because your wife thinks your gay
Hey, I'm not judging; I just think you need a goal like a horse race
Today's the day, say goodbye
Cabbage patch, have your say
Sphinctor
I'm not an angry man, althought I've been called a scum sucking mollusc
Don't play possum pal, I know your game and it makes me sick
But not so much that the new generation feele beef stew
Wow baby come a play
Beef jerky everyday
Time is never have a poo
I'll make a man out of you
Sphinctor