Hello, my name is Ritchie
My dick is big and on my head
Please take me aching prick
Give me head, or you will be dead
Don't you dare spit it out
You will swallow and take it all
And after that, bend over
And I will give you my full shaft
Hello, my name is Ritchie
My dick is itchy
Please scratch it with a hatchet
I just did some bitch
In the arse and got a rash
I really hope you know a doctor
Because this shit is serious
Racoons are nice when you first meet them
But you will find they soon change
And if you think I am a man
Congratulations, because I am
So I must poke you like over-cooked beef
And heat you up in a pan
I live over there
In a house with a grizzly bear
When I take my face up from the fanny I must look like I've had a mouthful of creamy yogurt, don't you think?
Oh baby, baby, baby
*solo: Harry
*keyboard solo: Harry
*solo: Trevor
No!
Ritchie is not finished yet!
Hey you, beer man!
Get the fuck over here!
"Stop, stop, this song is not finishd yet. It is not ready; there is much more to come."
Hit it sucka!
(and I will always love you)
Shut up, fool!