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| Sex an Seltsamen Platzen | ||||||||||
| 1972 | ||||||||||
| Yes I did manage to find a picture of the cover. Truly, the internet is a Godsend. Pity Video Blue (that's the place in Athens I got all these from) don't supply you with covers. Actually I swear to God I had a piece of paper with the cover, but perhaps not. If I did, I have no idea where it is, nor do I have any intention of looking for it. Probably for the best, since it probably doesn't exist anyway. It's a shame that I couldn't find a larger picture of the cover though, so you could get a good look at the star. Then again, a picture of Joey Demaio will do just as well. The German's make the best porn. There is simply no doubt about it. This film is a true classic. The men are shape-shifters, the women are ugly; what more could you want? There are several highly amusing scenes in this film, but the best - and indeed one of the best ever - is the first. It starts off as just a run of the mill thing: a girl is masturbating. However, she's in a barn, and there's a horse there. She's masturbating in front of this horse, using all manner of dildos and such. Later, she is joined by another girl. Now, all this is extremely boring, because both women are largely unattractive; early seventies unattractive at that. The only interesting thing are the occassional and, at this point, seemingly random shots of the horse, presumanbly watching this spectacle of averageness. Once the girls have given each other a good working over though, the magic starts to flow. The horse metamorphasizes into a large man, with long hair and a fantasticaly hairy chest. And of course, a huge dick. He also has the horse's reigns draping over him. This is perhaps the best thing I have ever witnessed, and the women's reactions are a true example of fine acting. I only wish I knew what they were saying (German audio, Greek subtitles), but then I suppose that's half the fun. Rather obviously, he proceeds to pwn the two women by giving them both a tremendous fuck. It was truly gripping stuff; I kept thinking he was going to change back into a horse whilst buried balls deep in a girl's arse. Once he's had his fill, he changes back into a horse. Sadly, this is the last we see of him and the film is never quite the same afterwards. The rest of the scenes are shit apart from a few admittantly brilliant expressions from a pair of delivery men, as the women whose furniture it is they are deliviering shows them her tits in the back of their van. The film is saved at the end though, as the final scene reaches a truly excellent conclusion. It involves a women holding another girl's vagina wide open as two men proceed to ejaculate into it. Just in case she wasn't impregnated, the other woman rubs it in and pushes it right inside her. Great stuff. |
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| 9/2/06 | ||||||||||