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					love and death in the trailer park by vivian darkbloom http://www.xenafan.com/fiction/content3/trailerpark.html NANCY: Ewok told me to read this one wayyyy back in the beginning of my affair with uber. You wanna do the synopsis, Ewok? SYNOPSIS: After being humiliated on the Jerry Springer show by her pregnant sister Lila and her ex-boyfriend Purdy, Gabrielle Hockenberry heads off to the Saddle to drown her sorrows. Fate, alcohol, and a tall, dark and sexy crim-turned-firefighter named Zina conspire to change her life in ways that really have to be read to be believed. NANCY: I always wondered what Gabby's last name would be if she ever had one. EWOK: Will that synopsis do, Nancy? I'm a little rusty. (Must be all that time in the sweat hut.) NANCY: It's fine and dandy! When this was published it was one of the most original pieces of fanfiction out there, and the sequels have just made it all the better (I'm a big fan of there being four parts to the White Trash trilogy! *g*) I laughed so hard I thought my stomach was going to pop open with the strain. EWOK: Now *there's* an attractive image. It's hard to be ludicrous and funny, but I reckon Ms Darkbloom manages it. An achievement doubtless attributable to significant consumption of designer pharmaceuticals, naturally. Next thing, she'll be sending the peyote bus out... NANCY: I don't think there's any way she wrote this while in a stable frame of mind. Too much Jerry Springer perhaps? *shakes head* A sad indictment of the state of White Trash America *laugh* EWOK: The film version coming soon to a theatre near you. Starring Jool-yet Lewis... NANCY: This story is simply insane. Worse, it makes you feel insane for reading it! But it's addictive, once you start you have to keep going... EWOK: Such shameless adulation is unbecoming, Nancy. Leave that for the pom pom girls... NANCY: So what's that strange keening sound I hear from the sweathut when you're reading Viv Darkbloom, Ewok? EWOK: The pom pom girls, of course. You had to ask? NANCY: You know what? I think Ms Darkbloom is going to your brain... NANCY: Rating, Ewok? I'm going for an 8 out of 10 for this one, I think I laughed more the further into the series I got. A legend was born here! EWOK: 9.25% alcohol. Or thereabouts.