I wish I was hung,
So my boyfriends wouldn't snare,
But really my penis,
Should still be there!!
All the pervs were nestled,
Doing themselves in their beds,
While visions of twelve year olds,
Made them jerk it in bed!
Harry with his whip,
Hit me in my lap,
We stopped having sex,
Because I got the clap.
When in my Kitchen,
There arose such a clatter,
Followed by drunken,
Malicious Laughter!
Through the window Harry jumped,
Cuz he was a whore,
He hurt himself bad,
Jumping from the third floor.
The moon, gave a light,
On the new fallen snow,
But I I could only see Harry,
The recently deceased ho!
When, what did my wandering,
Eyes did appear,
But Macy's Santa,
Fucking a queer!
With a beer in his hand,
And someone sucking his dick,
I felt myself uneasy,
And entirely sick!
More rapid then eagles,
His small dick then came,
And he screames some obsenities,
And called the queer some names!
"Now Faggot, Now Queen,
Now Person I was Fistin',
On Tuesday, On Monday,
And even the weekends!"
"Touch my dick,
And touch my balls,
When I start to cum,
Suck away suck away suck away ALL!
As he stopped orgasming,
He started to cry,
Then he pulled out a rifle,
And shot that poor guy!
He was still horny,
Doing the guy that he slew,
So he started on a cat,
I wanted to spew!
Then I noticed a woman,
Pissing on her roof,
She had no clothes on,
And only one tooth!
She fell off the roof,
As she took a bound,
And she landed on Harry,
As she hit the ground!
I then stepped back,
And stubbed my foot,
SHIT! DAMN! FUCK! WHORE!
It was totally un coo'!
My small little mouth,
Looked as if to say "OH!"
But secretly I was saying,
"COCK SUCKING HO!"
I rolled around,
Clenching my teeth,
I fell down the stairs,
My pants I did pee!
I ruined my cigarettes,
Rolling over my pack,
And I hurt my balls,
When I hit myself in the sack!
My eyes went crossed,
And I got very scary,
When I realized my stomach,
Had rolled in some jelly!
I couldn't believe,
I'd caused pain to myself,
Why oh why,
Don't I have my health?
Suddenly I noticed Harry,
Who I thought had been dead,
Had talked the roof peeing woman,
Into giving him head!
Since she only had one tooth,
I was bound to work!
And if it did hurt,
Harry's dick she could jerk!
And laying a finger,
On the side of his nose,
I saw his huge dick,
Start to Grow!
Then as he grew,
He started to whistle,
And he killed her when he,
Shot like a missle!!!
Then as he screamed,
When he came with his might,
"I'm horny as hell!
Suck me on Christmas Night!"
-jr-