well, i guess there's nothing here that interests you anymore?
nothing at all? did you see the picture of a spoon eating ice cream with a  spoon? it's
here anyway.  um...did you read the bit where i talk about the lemming and the exploding and stiff little nipples on the bosoms?  that's somewhere... but [sigh] i guess i can't keep you here forever...but i can mildly control your future internet surfing destinations. i reccomend the following for a super happy fun time:
Jono's site of...um..extraneous matter.  got rhythm? do you know how to spell it?
alternative music. everybody needs some.
help. i need somebody. help, not just anybody. help. you know i need someone, oooh. when i was younger so much younger than today
i love morgane. so much at this site to see.  so very inspiring. so lovely, so smashing.
If it's still up i reccomend "diary of a social retard"
see eric convey an emotion! everything from mothery love to "can't sleep clowns will eat me" to smarmy.
can't get any from living things? have you considered a fucking machine? or do you just consider yourself one?
things that cling. GO! BUY!
Lou Barlow loves cats. he is super cool.
ze strokes preach the G.O.S.P.E.L . my site is linked in the 'creme de la creme' section oh yeah!
BIG BAD CHINESE MAMA
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Browse through the brides in the "Harem of Angst" or read the "Memoirs of an Anti-Geisha"'