i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. the time to hesitate is through. cmon baby light my fire. you're cute and, i like tou. hip hip. hey.

DISCLAIMER: All interviews took place in a fictional junk yard called Leonie's imagination.  Unless disclosed, Leonie has not actually met these people.  It's all fictional, like walt disney and jeans that fit right.

Leonie's Interview with Albert Hammond Jnr. .. [enter Albert looking confused and disillusioned for no apparent reason other than that is how Leonie wants it] Leonie: hey Albert! Albert: hey! Leonie: you know, it's weird, my dog's name is Albert, but not after you, after Albert Einstein for some weird reason...probably coz i think he's a cool guy, but anyway, it's weird coz i don't know any other Albert's apart from my dog, you know? Albert [looks even more confused and now a little scared]: ...ok.. Leonie: Anyway, sorry man, um...hey nice shirt... Albert: thank you, it's older than i am. Leonie: really? shit, that must cost you heaps! Albert: i got money. Leonie: yeah, you're telling me.  i like your belt... Albert: yeah, thanks...um are we gonna talk about the band, and music and stuff... Leonie: yeah yeah, can i try on your jacket? its so worn, i love it...[Leonie touches it like its silk with that love-lorn look in her eye] Albert: no, man [trying to paw her off], just....what the...fuck...are you doing, man....get away! [Leonie retreats still eyeing his clothes with that "i want, gimme" look] Leonie: sorry, man...i just...love your clothes. Albert: dude, its about the music... Leonie: i know! and your music fucking rocks, but...oh man, your shoes! Where did you get them?! they're awesome! Albert: [close to tears] oh, man, this is fuckin weird, i'm leaving...! [Albert leaves, Leonie yells after him] Leonie: wait! i love you! we could've had the best shared wardrobe ever, man!!!! come back!!!!

you could make grown men gasp, just by walking past. yeah you're pretty good looking, for a girl. my futures wide open. when i wake up.