i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. the time to hesitate is through. cmon baby light my fire. you're cute and, i like tou. hip hip. hey.

DISCLAIMER: All interviews took place in a fictional junk yard called Leonie's imagination.  Unless disclosed, Leonie has not actually met these people.  It's all fictional, like walt disney and jeans that fit right.

Leonie's Interview with Nick Valensi... [enter Nick, pouting, wide-eyed and fucking hot, Leonie's jaw drops and they look at each other for a moment.  Leonie doesn't know what to do (shes overcome with so many feelings right now), so she hugs him...her head barely reaches his nipples] Nick [laughs awkwardly]: ahh..ok...hi.. Leonie [lets go after a good awkward silence and groping]: sorry, man...i just didn't know what to do, and i felt like i should, hug you, or something... Nick: that's cool...broke the ice i spose... Leonie: true...ah, wow...um...whats your sign? Nick: capricorn. Leonie: really? wow, i'm a taurus! Nick: Ah...good for you... Leonie: oh yeah, sorry, interview...uh...hmm.... Nick: Are you a dancer? Leonie: what? Nick: I asked if you were a dancer, you look like you've got dancer's thigh's... Leonie: i am, actually, i did jazz and tap for 11 years... Nick: really? thats awesome, man, could you teach me how to tap dance? Leonie [totally fucking excited]: hell yeah! could you teach me how to play guitar? Nick: sure, why not? Leonie: wanna make out? Nick: ok! [they make out] oh yeah, i like that fantasy...

you could make grown men gasp, just by walking past. yeah you're pretty good looking, for a girl. my futures wide open. when i wake up.