i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. the time to hesitate is through. cmon baby light my fire. you're cute and, i like tou. hip hip. hey.

DISCLAIMER: All interviews took place in a fictional junk yard called Leonie's imagination.  Unless disclosed, Leonie has not actually met these people.  It's all fictional, like walt disney and jeans that fit right.

Leonie's Interview with Nikolai Fraiture... [enter Nikolai, much better looking that Leonie had ever dreamed] Leonie: whoa... Nikolai: what? [looking around, rather confused] Leonie: man your cool! Nikolai: uh...thank-you...you too... Leonie [laughs like an idiot]: hahaha coool... [awkward silence on Nikolai's behalf as Leonie laughs like a idiot...after she settles down she gets on with the interview] Leonie: So, did you start straight off playing bass or did you start on guitar or what? Nikolai: well, i- Leonie: fuck this, you wanna make out? Nikolai: uh, i- [before he can answer Leonie pins him to the floor...to her suprise and delight, Nikolai has very strong hands...they make out]

you could make grown men gasp, just by walking past. yeah you're pretty good looking, for a girl. my futures wide open. when i wake up.