Here's some (slightly) funny pictures and Jokes (in my opinion anyway! lol)
An alcoholic cat?? lol
Now that's 1 big bunny!! :)
Rudolph's revenge!
Typical men lol
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Q. How do u keep and idiot busy for hours??
A. Give him a piece of paper with "please turn over" written on both sides!
Q. What lies on the ground, 100 feet in the air??
A. A dead centipede! (Yeah I know it's lame but it's funny in it's own way, lol)
A man lay sprawled across 3 seats in a theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man "Sorry sir but ur only allowed one seat".
The man groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient. "Sir" the usher said "if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager".
Again the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher, who walked briskly up the aisle in search of the manager.
In a few moments both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly. "Alright buddy, what's ur name?"
"Sam", the man moaned.
"Where ya from Sam?" the cop asked,
"The balcony"
How dumb is this guy?!!
Three men were on a deserted island and they wanted to get back. Then a genie's bottle washed up on the shore so they of course rubbed it, then the genie appears.
The first man wished that he was at home with his wife and family, and suddenly he was back home with his wife and family.
And then the second man also wanted to be home with his wife and family and suddenly he too was back home with his wife and family.
Then the third man said "Oh I'm lonely now, I wish my mates were back here"
And suddenly they were all back on the island! :)