| Life According To Nate |
| No no, I sometimes don't believe the shit that comes out of my mouth either. LOL -Like everything else, take life with a grain of salt... and a pinch of lemon and a shot of Tequila, but in my case, Vodka... -Life's just too short to have a full time job... -Life's like a scorned lover, they screw you once, they screw you twice, and when you least expect it, they screw you over again... -So what do you do on the verge of insanity? Enjoy every moment of it before you have to face reality again. -When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. -Stages in evolution : -Monkey -Homo erectus -Homo habilus -Homo sapien -Homo sexuals (coincidence?) -Life's a big joke, do you want to be the clown or the audience? -Some people are born lame and some are born stupid, unfortunately, some are blessed with both. -Support Aetheism, it bans ignorance. -I don't think I'm always right, it's just that I'm never wrong. -Life throws you a bag of lemon, remove those lemons and make lemonade, after your done fill the bag with rocks and throw it back at the bitch. -Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth. -I am neither arrogant nor egotistical, I just have a superiority complex. |