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| -That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. -I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. -I like every bone in your body especially mine. -Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? -Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart? -Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. -Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up. -If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays -If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? -You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! -Is it hot in here or is it just you? -If you were a car door I would slam you all night long -Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. -How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out -Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house? -Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. -Do you know CPR because you take my breath away. -So do ya wanna see something really swell? -I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? -I've got the hot dog and you got the buns. -Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get. -Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off? -I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock. -You have a nice ass. What time do they open? -Hey those pants looks nice. Can I talk you out of it. -Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass! -Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world. -Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you. |
"Haven't we met before?" "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." "Haven't I seen you someplace before? "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." "Is this seat empty?" "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." "So, wanna go back to my place ?" "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" "Your place or mine?" "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" "It's in the phone book." "But I don't know your name." "That's in the phone book too." "So what do you do for a living?" "I'm a male impersonator." "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" "Do not Enter" "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" "Yeah! Let's pick up some cute guys!" "I know how to please you." "Then please leave me alone." "I want to give myself to you." "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing". "Your body is like a temple." "Sorry, there are no services today." "I'd go through anything for you." "Good! Let's start with your bank account." "I would go to the end of the world for you. "Yes, but would you stay there? |