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| -And your crybaby whiny assed opinion would be.....? -Do I look like a f**king people person? -This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting. -I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. -Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer. -If I throw a stick will you leave?? -YOU!.... Off my planet! -If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats. -Does your train of thought have a caboose? -The bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat. -Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? -Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn. -A hard on doesn't count as personal growth. -Whatever look you were going for, you missed. -Well, this day was a total waste of make-up . -See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. -Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage. -I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable. -I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? -Not all men are annoying, some are dead. -Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me? -It's not the size that coun... no wait, it's the size! -A woman's favorite position is CEO -I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. -A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door. -Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. -Okay, Okay, I take it back! UnF**k you! -Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. -Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? -I plead contemporary insanity. -And which dwarf are you? -How do I set the laser printer to stun? |