Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
Yo momma's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.
Yo momma's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo momma's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
Yo mam's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo momma's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo momma's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma's so fat, when Your father mounts her, his ears pop.
Yo momma's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo momma's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
Yo momma's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo momma's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.
Yo momma's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo momma's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.
Yo momma's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."
Yo momma's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.
Yo momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."
Yo momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo momma's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo momma's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
Yo momma's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo momma's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
Yo momma's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
Yo momma's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo momma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
Yo momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
Yo momma's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo momma's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo momma's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo momma's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo momma's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.
Yo momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo momma's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
Yo momma's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.
Yo momma's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
Yo momma's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo momma's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.
Yo momma's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
Yo momma's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo momma's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo momma's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
Yo momma's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo momma's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
Yo momma's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Yo momma's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint- roller.
Yo momma's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo momma's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.
Yo momma's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo momma's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.
Yo momma's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
Yo momma's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo momma's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
Yo momma's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma's so fat, her skates went flat.
Yo momma's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo momma's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.
Yo momma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo momma's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Jordache is real.
Yo momma's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.
Yo momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo momma's so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!"
Yo momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass."
Yo momma's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.
Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo momma's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo momma's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo momma's so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling.
Yo momma's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo momma's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.
Yo momma's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It."
Yo momma's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out.
Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic.
Yo momma's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
Yo momma's so fat, we're inside her right now.
Yo momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo momma's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo momma's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
Yo momma's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo momma's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo momma so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts.
Yo momma's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
Yo momma's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone directory.