The Union is in fact a totalitarian regime that consists of 12 countries in Central Europe, although only 3 of these countries are the real players behind the scenes. England, Germany, and France are the furtive axis that holds control over the lives of Europeans today. Their ambitious Leaders Blair, Chirac, and Schroeder have already announced their plans to annex: Poland, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Slovenia, the Baltic States, Malta, and Cyprus. It can only be a matter of time before they get their hands on Turkey and Bulgaria, the last citadels of democracy in Eastern Europe.

The tactics of these cunning socialists are near inconceivable when you think of the many countries that have been subverted by them. A shrewd propaganda storm is first unleashed upon the selected country; the installed Leaders of the many puppet states already annexed by the union give speeches praising the economic and democratic bonuses of union membership. To follow this inundation a visit by the one of the three major players of the European Union is made to the selected country. The leaders of the European Union then play a game of political intrigue with the leader of the selected country. Soon enough, he will be duped into convincing the parliament of the said country to "vote" on whether or not to join the EU. That is, after fulfilling the pages of requirements given in the ever-expanding member agreements.

When the "vote" in favor of joining the EU is done and the requirements of the agreements fulfilled, the government (according to the agreements) is stripped of its right to refuse all decisions made by the European Parliament. This supposedly democratic body in fact has no legal authority and its "elected" officials are unquestionably biased in favor of all policies of the secret axis (Germany, England, and France.) The first legislation passed by the Parliament strips the new member of all its autonomy and replaces the current leader with a pro-EU socialist and his puppet regime.

The sorrows inflicted upon the residents of these formerly democratic countries are nefarious. I was there, on the streets of Helsinki as the changes came, and the new leader was "elected" and installed by the EU. The horror-stricken countenances of the Finns could be felt as well as seen when they realized their life-savings of markkas suddenly were worth nothing; the Euro was now the only accepted currency in Finland. Finally, their businesses were quickly bought up by international corporations, and the economic as well as the political dominance of the country was complete.

Where do you think these tyrants will turn their black eyes next once Europe and parts of Africa and the Middle East are conquered? To Russia, or Afghanistan or Canada? No, America can be the only target worth their efforts; we are the next in line. We must show the socialist leaders of the European Union our solidarity and autonomy by speaking with the one sanctioned voice of our state. We must confront and destroy the plague of European Imperialism before it is too late. In a few weeks when there is only one name on our Mayoral ballot, remember to support our anti-fascist, anti-Unionist (European, but not Soviet), and anti-Evil Stalinism and re-elect our indisputable Leader Reinhard Schicklgruber!