The Three Men
Once there were three men trapped on an island. Suddenly, a genie appeared and said, "I will grant you each a wish."
The first man said, " I miss my family, I want to go home."
"As you wish," replied the genie, and the first man dissappeared.
The second man said, "I miss my family too. I want to go home."
"Good choice!" said the genie, and the second man dissappeared.
The third man, seeing that both his friends were gone, he said to the genie, "I miss my 2 friends, I want them back here with me."
"Ok," the genie said uncertainly, but he had to grant his wish. So, the two men that just got home appeared back on the island.
"Aren't you happy that we're back together again?"