What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional
white sheet of paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper
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Once there was a meeting of all the
Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but
how would we develop it?" That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly
Banta Singh plied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over
us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically
get developed." All the surds became happy on this very simple solution
but an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why
he wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT
WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"
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Sardar went to the appliance store
sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV,"
he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and
returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry,
we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized
me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut
and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few
days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy
this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,"
he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you
know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his
ear
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What do you do when a Sardar throws
a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws
a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade
in his mouth.
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