I'm planning on stuffing this section with jokes, silly pics and stories that will make your dragonballs shrink to the size of raisins! *snickers* Have fun!
Winged Revenge's Christmas story: It was the night before Christmas (go read now! i command thee!)
One day, a tourist visits Tokyo. He goes to all the mian attractions like the Emperial Palace, Shibuya and off course, the Tokyo Tower. (thats that ugly red-white thing looking like the eiffel tower...)
When he is up there, he is baffled by the immense height of the tower. Admiring the view from so high, a japanese man walks over to him and begins a conversation. They talk about Tokyo, the tower and whate else the city has to offer for tourists. Then the japanese man decides to let the tourist in on a little secret.
'Did you know that Tokyo Tower has a remarkable savety system?' he asks the tourist. The tourists shakes his head.
'Well, we had a lot of jumpers here, so they designed this sytem. The thing is, when you jump down the system automatically starts working.' Knowing that the japanese have a lot of high-tech gadgets, the tourist asks what the system does.
'When your body is halfway, the sytem will slow you down a bit, and when you are over three-quarters down, it'll slow you down even more. Eventually, when you reach the ground, you are going so slow that you will gracefully step on the ground as if you jumped off a sidewalk.'
The tourists doesnt believe the story and says its a lie. The japanese man doesnt take that and decides to show him by climbing over the fence and indeed, jumping down. In shock, the tourist leans over the fence and sees that the man indeed is slowing down halfway, and finally lands without an effort.
Then the japanese man looks up and waves to the tourist.
'Come on! I told you! See? Its all safe!! You should try too!'
Amazed by the stunt, the tourist also climbs over the fence and lets himself fall down as well. When he is halfway, he is still falling. Upon getting at three-quarters, he is still falling down like a brick and finally splatters on the ground with a loud thud, flat as a pancake.
People gather around the dead tourist and the police comes. Upon seeing the tourist and the japanese man, a cop frowns and walks over to the japanese man.
Tapping him on the back he says:
'I thought I told you not to play with the tourists Vegeta!'
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