The game starts off on some island or shit and your BIG BAD HITMAN is following the word of god, which apparently is dressing horrible, becoming bald, and looking like some goddamn school janitor. Then the Mafia or some other damn gang comes and kidnaps Father Whateverthefuckhisname is, and they DRIVE OFF!! They expect you to pay something or shit. Then yiour guy gets all badass and PICKS UP HIS GUN AGAIN COMPLETELY AVOIDING THE WORD OF GOD!! EDGE OF MY DAMN SEAT
The graphics aren't bad, could be better. Nothing to say here.
The story.. hell, I don't even know if there was a story besides "RESCUE FATHER OF CHRIST AND LORD JESUS BEFORE DA BIG BAD GANG WHACKS HIM". If there was a story, I'm probably sure it was horrible.
The gameplay was ungodly boring. At least in Metal Gear Solid, you had actual fights.
Call my review shit, I don't care. You are shit.
SCORE: 2 out of 10