Biography
 

"HEY YOUSE GUYS"

Denise's Biography

Denise is, above all, a trooper. Willing to go anywhere at any time, even to see a Dr. Hook concert in the Miramichi in the dead of night. She has already been up north and, we feel, is now over the experience enough to return. For those of you keeping score at home, she has already collected coloured glass from the beach and has been for her first official Survivor Swim. We're all very proud. Like many before her, Denise is also a big fan of Roger's pink trim.

An avid hockey fan, Denise, for no apparent reason, enjoyed watching the late, er, retired, Grandpa Messier play. This is, of course, in spite of Grandpa Messier's complete disrespect for the Cup. But we'll forgive her for that, since she's such a trooper.

Denise recently purchased a brand new home, only to promptly destroy it. Over the past year, she has proved her prowess with a sledgehammer. No longer the proud owner of several walls and a lot of wires, Denise has turned that home into a nearly complete ping pong arena. Complete with pink trim. There's very little rubble left, and she manages to sneak that into people's garbage cans when they aren't looking. So youse guys better keep an eye on your garbage, and your hands off her muffins.