THE GOLD MEDAL FOR NAKED SUMMER
As the co-host of this year’s No Pants Day party, Cynthia has been preparing for this survivor weekend for months. And by “preparing” we mean “getting naked”. Currently holding strong to first place in this year’s Naked Summer competition, Cynthia is more often seen naked than clothed. And that is why we love her
Cynthia is preparing to start a new teaching career in September. She will be teaching math, science, phys ed, and health. She demonstrated her skills in those four areas last year when she learned that gin + tonic= good times, glasses don’t float in the ocean, survivor swimming is an acceptable means of exercise, and tents are not soundproof. Hopefully, her students will be able to put these lessons to good use.
As far as her drinking habits go, she can keep up with the best of them at the weekly Karaoke outings and random hippie gatherings. She is generally confused by moments of great insight and wisdom which pass through her head shortly before passing out. Cynthia says she looks forward to forgetting most of the weekend but being left with the sense that it was, in fact, good times.
Cynthia's birthday is October 15, 1981; and good times were had by all.