""Les Mosquites mange ma tete!"
BOTTLE OF BUD
If Bud is the King of Beer than Krista is surely his Queen. While its true that every party has a party pooper that is not why we invited her. While she is not overly fond of "skeeny deeping," she is always ready for a good time and can liven up any gathering faster than you can say "Un deux trois tequilla!"
Krista works at a Pet Groomer's where she is renouned for her kindness to animals and her torment of fellow human-beings. But as they say, turn-about is fair play and when she gets home she is put through the paces by her babies. Proud mama to two cats (Little Hussy and Ferguson), a dog named Scampy and her number one son, Survivor tot Kael.
While some might call her a single mother, Krista prefers the term "Cougar Mama". She'll only come out at night, a lean and hungry type. Nothing is new, I've seen her here before. She's watching and waiting;
Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door. Oh-oh, here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up. Oh-oh, here she comes, she's a maneater
This will be Krista's fifth Survivor Weekend and her presence will guarantee that it is indeed a "Super-party".