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                   Article of Interest........ 
                  The 
                    Orlando Sentinel (May 3, 2001)  
                   
                
                  
                   
                  Turkeys become 'bump' in the road  
                  John Kennedy,Tallahassee Bureau Chief  
                 May 
                  3, 2001  
                 TALLAHASSEE 
                  -- Sen. Jim Horne said Wednesday he’s 
                  tired of having his Mustang convertible rattled by speed bumps 
                  when he drives on a Tallahassee street leading to the airport. 
                   
                 So 
                  the Senate’s powerful budget chairman has done something about 
                  it. He tucked into Florida’s $48.3 billion budget a provision 
                  that orders Leon County to remove the bumps, or lose $458 million 
                  in state highway money.  
                 "Sure, 
                  it’s micro-management," conceded Horne, R-Orange Park. "But 
                  if you put it up for a vote, I think everybody in the Legislature 
                  would vote to get rid of those speed bumps."  
                 Not 
                  satisfied with leveling speed bumps, Horne also made capital 
                  city highway dollars contingent on changing the Tallahassee-Leon 
                  County Civic Center to the Donald L. Tucker Civic Center, the 
                  facility’s original name.  
                 It 
                  also prompted a protest Wednesday by three Leon County commissioners, 
                  who scattered tea across the disputed speed-bumps, as a symbol 
                  of their Boston Tea Party-like revolt against the Legislature’s 
                  action.  
                 "If 
                  you’re concerned at all about home rule, this is absolutely 
                  atrocious," said Commissioner Cliff Thaell.  
                 
                   
                   
                  The 
                    Lake Price Road Fiasco 
                   Watermill 
                    and Lake Georgia Drive Residents.....What follows 
                    is the information from the Lake Price Road Fiasco..... 
                   The 
                    traffic counters on Lake Price (placed by Orange County) indicate 
                    that there are over 3,800 vehicles passing there DAILY.  
                    Since HUNDREDS of us are avoiding that undrivable humped road, 
                    the actual total traffic is most likely somewhere WELL OVER 
                    4,000 vehicless/day.  Orange County's speed hump program 
                    clearly states that no road with over 3,000 vehicles a day 
                    is even eligible to be humped!   SO, ORANGE COUNTY, 
                    WHEN CAN WE EXPECT THESE HUMPS TO BE REMOVED? Remember this 
                    also, they are ALL 
                    built in a non-conforming manner!!! REMEMBER, 
                    not all humps are built the same.  The ones on Lake Price 
                    Road are AWFUL and a detriment to the community.  
                     
                   BUMP THE BUMPS!!!  
                    SPEED HUMPS IN ORANGE COUNTY 
                    MUST GO!!  
                    Orange County wants to use $500,000 MORE of YOUR TAX DOLLARS 
                     
                    to destroy your own roads.  Can't they think of a 
                    better way to spend  
                     a half million dollars!!?????  
                    9  
                    HUGE HUMPS within a half mile is RIDICULOUS!  
                    Lake Price Road 
                    is NOT a private road and NOT a shortcut! 
                 
                 BULLETIN:  
                  You may have noticed that Orange County "adjusted" some of the 
                  humps by ADDING MORE asphalt to them in an effort to ease the 
                  ride.  As we can all see, this did nothing to alleviate 
                  the situation.  Some of these humps are 5" HIGH!  
                   
                 
                  NEWS:  
                    Homeowners are finding it more difficult to sell their homes 
                    due to these road obstructions.  Realtors report that 
                    buyers walk away when they see 9 humps in a row!  There 
                    are other, saner ways to to deal with "traffic" than to make 
                    a drive as unpleasant as it can be.  
                   There 
                    has already been one emergency airlift and one ambulance "detour" 
                    from Lake Price Drive because ambulances would not go back 
                    over the bumps to transport critically ill patients!  
                    Don't wait until you or a precious loved one suffers or your 
                    house burns to the ground due to slowed emergency response.  
                    EVERY SECOND COUNTS in an emergency.  Of 
                    course Orange County knows this as it just approved installation 
                    35 "life saving" defibrillators at the Orlando International  
                    Airport.  According to Mark Swanson, President of the 
                    American Heart Association's Florida Chapter, "For every minute 
                    that (rescue) is delayed, the likelihood of survival drops 
                    by about 7-10 percent".  
                   WHY 
                    make EVERYONE suffer driving over a roller coaster road. 
                     
                   HUMPS 
                    ARE FOR CAMELS, NOT ROADS!!  
                   IF 
                    YOU HAVEN'T DRIVEN YOUR PERSONAL VEHICLE OVER THESE NINE HUMPS 
                    SEVERAL TIMES A DAY, EVERY DAY, AT 20-25 MPH AND EXPERIENCED 
                    THE "RIDE", PLEASE DO SO BEFORE PASSING JUDGMENT ! 
                 
                
                
                  Orange 
                  County Commissioners and developers bargained away YOUR driving 
                  rights by agreeing to install these NINE speed humps along Lake 
                  Price Road,   
                  a  MAJOR ACCESS ROAD for residents of the area. 
                   
                   Now, they want to hump all of Orange County!  
                   What is the matter with these people? 
                
                Anti 
                  Safe Streets Residents (ASSR's) usually couch their complaints 
                  in terms like “speeders” and “reckless drivers”.   
                  Their real desired objective is to disrupt and divert traffic 
                  to other streets (how very neighborly).   Instead 
                  of being jolted by 9 speed bumps in close succession, the objective 
                  is diverting drivers to  “go around” this area and drive 
                  5 miles out of the way to drive South to Colonial Drive 
                  and the Expressway or North to Oviedo!  Absurd!  This 
                  is a PUBLIC ACCESS ROAD, NOT A PRIVATE SUBDIVISION ROAD. It 
                  is the ONLY convenient, paved North/South access road in this 
                  area!  IT IS NOT A SHORTCUT!  
                 
                  FACTS: 
                 
                SPEED 
                  BUMPS ARE DANGEROUS IN EMERGENCIES – THEY CAN COST LIVES.   
                  Ambulances and fire trucks are slowed down up to 13 seconds 
                  for EACH speed bump.  Seconds DO count in an emergency.  
                  Lake Price Road will slow emergency vehicles over 2 minutes 
                  EACH WAY to and from an emergency.  Heart attack victims 
                  could die waiting for help.  The   
                 "Anti 
                  Safe Streets Residents" (ASSR's) DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS!  
                  They would rather their neighbors DIE than have more traffic 
                  in front of their homes (which just happen to be on a main street)!  
                  According to a Miami Herald interview with a paramedic, “Our 
                  trucks have to crawl over them.  If we are carrying someone 
                  with a neck or spinal injury, you can’t go more than 5mph over 
                  them.  Can you imagine doing an IV with a patient and hitting 
                  a bump?”  YES, EVEN AT A CRAWL, THEY HURT. 
                "Councils 
                to spend millions" The Electronic Telegraph, England, February  
                27, 2000   
                        
                "TOWNS and cities throughout Britain are to spend millions of 
                pounds removing up to 500,000 road humps, because they are a potential 
                hazard for new buses built with lower floors to allow  wheelchair 
                access."   
                         
                -    "...roads with humps have been declared bus-less 
                zones and routes now go along hump-free  streets. ... Although 
                low-floor buses can just about get over them, road humps can damage 
                the  undercarriage and provide an uncomfortable ride for 
                passengers."   
                        
                -   "Ambulances already have to go on special routes 
                to avoid (the humps) when transferring critically ill people to 
                hospital if there is a danger a sudden jolt could make their injuries 
                worse." 
                SPEED 
                  BUMPS DAMAGE VEHICLES.    
                  Even crawling over these bumps and grinding traffic to a halt, 
                  serious vehicular damage occurs to cars, county emergency vehicles, 
                  school buses and trucks (not to mention damage to the contents 
                  from bumping along). Driving over them daily produces a cumulative 
                  damaging effect.  They must be driven over at idle creeping 
                  speed, NOT 25 mph.  Taxpayers pay for increased county 
                  vehicle maintenance costs, but Anti Safe Streets Residents (ASSR's) 
                  DON'T CARE!  They just think that everyone 
                  (including the disabled, seniors and disabled children's bus) 
                  wants to speed past their house (which happens to be on a MAIN 
                  ROAD - anyone listening?) 
                 SPEED 
                  BUMPS COST TAXPAYERS MONEY AND INCREASE AREA POLLUTION.  
                  The repeated braking-acceleration causes vehicles to burn more 
                  gasoline, increasing your fuel costs (just what we all need) 
                  and adding UP TO 10% to the area's  pollution.  Anti 
                  Safe Streets Residents (ASSR's) DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS EITHER.  
                  Anything is worth it to them to have less traffic outside their 
                  home. Anything. 
                 SPEED 
                  BUMPS NEGATIVELY AFFECT PROPERTY VALUES Think 
                  about it.  You don't like driving over an unsightly and 
                  dangerous roller coaster road every day.   Would you 
                  have purchased in this area if these road impediments were already 
                  installed?  Would you have wanted to purchase in an area 
                  which made you drive over 9 speed bumps every day to and from 
                  your home?   The overwhelming majority of people say 
                  "NO" to that question.  What will that do when it comes 
                  time to sell YOUR home?  Ah, one topic that WILL affect 
                  the Anti Safe Streets Residents (ASSR's)  at house sale 
                  time.  
                 SPEED 
                  BUMPS FRUSTRATE DRIVERS AND DIVIDE COMMUNITIES.  
                  The majority of drivers obey speed limits.  Impeding roads 
                  with reverse potholes and forcing people to endure the disruption 
                  and inconvenience simply adds to road rage.  In some communities, 
                  drivers honk their horn as they pass over every speed bump as 
                  a form of protest.   People already spend too much 
                  time on the road without having their daily drive disrupted 
                  even more.  Anti Safe Streets Residents (ASSR's) DON'T 
                  CARE HOW anyone else feels about humps.  THEY want them 
                  and THEY like them and THEY just want THEIR way and no other 
                  residents of "their" community should have any say in what THEY 
                  want, even though THEY are the minority and THEY LIVE ON A MAIN 
                  ROAD (or didn't they notice this small fact?)  How selfish 
                  and un-neighborly and shortsighted can these people be?  
                  THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO DEAL WITH TRAFFIC! 
                 SPEED 
                  BUMPS CAUSE PAIN FOR DISABLED INDIVIDUALS.  
                   
                  Anti Safe Streets Residents (ASSR's) JUST DON'T CARE that 
                  speed bumps cause discomfort for  disabled people and those 
                  with back and neck injuries.  As unpleasant as it is for 
                  a healthy person to be suddenly jolted by constant stop and 
                  go over roller-coaster road impediments, imagine what an injured 
                  person feels.  Senior Citizen Transport Buses jolt our 
                  precious seniors who already are in pain. Don't tell us that 
                  these people just want to "speed"! 
                 SPEED 
                  BUMPS ARE BEING OUTLAWED AND REMOVED IN MANY COMMUNITIES. 
                  Extensive governmental studies have proven that speed bumps 
                  are no more than an annoying, destructive and ineffective method 
                  of traffic control. NO accidents are prevented from their installation.  
                  In fact, a young girl was recently killed after being struck 
                  by a vehicle negotiating around a speed bump.  Why is Orange 
                  County pursuing a program that Seminole County has abandoned??  
                  How did Orange County install these things without following 
                  its OWN RULES AND REGULATIONS?  NO ONE in the area was 
                  notified about this and NO VOTE was taken.  PLUS, this 
                  is a road, according to Orange County, with over 4,000 vehicles 
                  a day - 1,000 vehicles OVER ORANGE COUNTY's limit for the installation 
                  of speed humps!  
                 LAKE 
                  PRICE ROAD IS NOT AN ISOLATED SUBDIVISION.   
                  Lake Price is not a “shortcut” or "cut through" road.  
                  There IS NO SUCH THING as a cut-through road!  Roads are 
                  made to be driven on - not blocked!  It is the only  
                  major North/South route conveniently located for use by hundreds 
                  of area residents from both Orange and Seminole Counties  
                  to access the Expressway, East Colonial Drive and Oviedo! 
                   
                  
                  
                  
                    
                 
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