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Mr. Wong's Top 5 List
Changing the world 5 steps at a time

Please feel free to request other top 5 lists as the year goes on.

Top 5 TV Shows

1. Simpsons
2. ER
3. Third Watch
4. Degrassi High
5. Friends

Honourable Mentions:
- Trading Spaces
- Malcom In The Middle
- The Weather Channel

Top 5 Mathematicians

1. Fermat
2. Descartes
3. Newton
4. Pythagoras
5. Andrew Wiles (guy that solved Fermat's Last Theorem)

Top 5 Movies of All Times

1. Top Gun
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Life is Beautiful
4. The Godfather
5. Star Wars

Honourable Mentions:
- Degrassi High: School's Out
- Lord of the Rings
- Good Will Hunting

Top 5 Middle Names

1. Lynn
2. Rosemary
3. Donald
4. Gordon
5. Arthur

Top 5 Simpsons Quotes

1. Ralph Wiggum - "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my fingers out of there."
2. Dr. Nick - "The leg bone's connected to the hip bone, the hip bone's connected to the ... red thing. The red thing's connected to my ... wrist watch ... uh oh."
3. Lionel Hutz - "I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer."
4. Chief Wiggum - "This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a ..... car of some sort; heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."
5. Homer - "I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says that they have to work a lot harder when I'm around"

Top 5 Hair Styles

Mr. T - Well, he's the original tough guy. From the A-Team, to his gold chains ... and lots of them, this was one guy you didn't mess with.

Flock Of Seagulls - yup, Mike Score and his band was an icon of the 80s. It was mimiced by Chandler in Friends, as well as in the movie, the Wedding Singer.

Mullet - The original and possibly most recognizable if not imitated hairstyle ... though that may not necessarily be a good thing. The low maintenance required of this style, is what makes it so remarkable.

Afro - A unique hairstyle that totally represents the 70s. What makes this a challenging hairstyle is that not everyone can actually do this, though many do look good with it.

Fanelli - Not quite sure what to say ... it could be something to be proud of, but then again ... The only good news we have for sure is that there is something known as hereditary baldness.

Top 5 ND Sport Teams

1. Cross Country - GHAC and Halton Champs - 20 runners to OFSAA
2. Field Hockey - well, angry girls with big sticks ... yeah I'd expect them to win too ... congrats on GHAC and Halton wins
3. Swimming - It would have been ranked higher, but Fanelli wanted to wear a speedo
4. Hockey - There's got to be a reason they're going to Europe
5. Football - We await the play offs.

Top 5 Movies of the 80's

1. Top Gun
2. Breakfast Club
3. St. Elmo's Fire
4. Ferris Beuller's Day Off
5. Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Top 5 Belly - Floppers

1. Neil McCarron
2. Angelo Fanelli - Is he doing this on purpose, or is he really trying?
3. Jeff Minaker
4. Warren Lewandowski - Swimming blind is not always the best option
5. Adam Shannon - How does this guy swim an entire practice, and still keep his hair dry?

Top 5 Things I learned over the Christmas Holidays

1. Church is a lot more packed than usual
2. Best time to go shopping is Christmas Eve at 4:00p or Boxing day at 8:00a
3. I don't own a shovel
4. I like the snow a lot less now that I own a shovel
5. People don't enjoy math textbooks as gifts as much as I do

Top 5 New Year Resolutions not likely to happen

1. Promising to stop humouring Rebecca Kiczma
2. Staying away from chocolate
3. Developing my own math cult
4. Grow a mullet
5. Win the lottery ... think of the all the new calculators I could buy!

Top 5 Things Not To Do During The Exam

1. Sell T-Shirts At The Back
2. Do a live music video of the "Happy Song"
3. Write the entire exam in German
4. Look over Barb's shoulder and repeated say "uh-oh"
5. Encourage Fanelli to start a Congo Line

Top 5 Yearbook Photos

1. Bobby W.
2. Ian B.
3. Kyle M.
4. Dan H.
5. Stef D.