| THE WAR!!!!!! Nate sits in the room of destruction on his thrown, surrounded by anime plushies. Today is the day he will declare himself king of the land. Nate: My subjects, there comes a time in every leaders life where they must fight what is right to call themselves, King…and or Queen pending on the situation Plushies: … King Nate: Yes that is right, I am going to overthrow the current lead whoever it is, and take over Plushies: … King Nate: Stop your cheering; the real war is about to begin… Mistress Darklight sits in the dark room…of pink balloons and kittens, waiting for her guest to arrive. Nate: HIIIIIIIII NICOLE---*faces turns pale* kitties and pink balloons...o.O. Darklight: It’s Darklight, and well…heh…only room left, so shut up. Now tell me, what is your business… Nate: I need your help overthrowing the current leader, so will you do it? Free candy. Darklight: hmm…free candy*ponders the deal*…NO YOU IDIOT I AM THE CURRENT LEADER! Nate: you are? Darklight: uh duh, didn’t you see the signs? Nate: nope…so anyway, will you help? Darklight: NO! Nate: Then I must declare war Darklight: Fine, go ahead*turns away* Nate: FINE! *Walks out, * Nate: No good Nicole, I’ll show her…MINIONS Plushies: … Nate: We attack at midnight. Plushies: … Meanwhile… Darklight: Nephlite!!! Nephlite: yes my queen*kneels* Darklight: Fetch the others, we must prepare for war. Nephlite: Right away my queen*runs off* Darklight: …what are you staring at? Kitty and pink balloon wall paper: … Midnight… Nate: ATTACK!!!!! Plushies: … Nate begins throwing plushies at the on coming army in a battle that will decide his future… Ann: AAAAAAHHHHHH I’M HIT! *Falls to the ground* Ail: I’m hit…*sits on the ground and reads* All: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT AIL, YOU’LL PAY!!! Plushies: … Nephlite: My queen, we cannot keep fighting them like this, we are losing many men. Darklight: okay… Nate sits on a bench eating potato chips watching his plushies fall to the ground as Darklight’s troops trip over them and die. When Queen Darklight soon joins him. Nate: hey… Darklight: hey… Nate: Potato chip? *Offers the bag* Darklight: nah… Nate: Sorry bout this… Darklight: its okay, we need some bloodshed Nate: So, wanna go catch a movie or something. Darklight: Nah lets just go rent some anime. Nate: Cool, Have you seen Princess Mononoke? Darklight: yep... And so the two walked off trying to think of what movie to watch as more and more died in the war that wouldn’t end. Darklight: Seen Vampire Hunter D? Nate: Yep, it ruled. Darklight: lets watch it again… End |