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| Two heads are better than one, unless, of course, they both belong to you. |
| You have entered the realm which is |
| All-knowing and supreme. |
| Are you ready, mortal, for the |
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| Read on, mortal. It may do you good. |
| An apple a day keeps the produce department in business. |
| The one inevitable aspect of life: death and taxes, which only countas one thing since they are identical. |
| Don't run with scissors: you might break them. |
| Look both ways before you cross the street: up and down. |
| If wishes were fishes, sushi would be a lot more popular. |
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