Ranma 1/2 is property of Rumiko Takashahi and co. I have no funds or
anything of value, save for a few video games, so suing me is useless.
This is a lemon, meaning sexually explicit scenes and descriptions. If you
are under eighteen (18), find stuff like this offensive, or have enough
sense to listen to warnings when they're given, proceed no further. If not,
then enjoy.


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Mousse could hardly be described as a violent man. Even with his mastery
of the Hidden Weapons Martial Arts, he was a pacifist, especially for
an Amazon. All he desired was his love at his side, and a nice peaceful
position in the village where they came for aid or friendship instead of
mocking and shunning.

What he got was a brash and cold lesson on how cruel life could be. The
woman of his life, no matter how hard she refused him, had just been taken
from him and deflowered; robbed of her maidenhood. All he could do was sit
there and listen to her cries in native tongue:

"It hurts... Oh gods it hurts..."

"Ah! Ranma, please slow up! It's sensitive..."

"Oh my God! Don't stop please..."

"Ranma, I can't take anymore!"

It was only during the morn, when the hated Saotome had made his escape,
that Mousse was able to break free of his cage that held so much torture
and pain to seek revenge. And succeed he would. For violating Shampoo's
body, the duck-boy would take Saotome's worthless life, and make it so they
could do nothing more than to burn his remains for a funeral.


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Homemade Viagra

Or

The Trouble with Innazukes

Ch 3

By the Lunar Knight (KMurasaki@Hotmail.com)

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Ukyou looked at the panting bundle clenched so tightly to her shoulder.
The small form known to friends and enemies alike as Ranma Saotome was
begging for more, more of the pleasure she seemed so desperate for, more of
the contact that kept that ravaged her nerves. Ukyou was completely unsure
of how to handle this situation any further. The chef was certain she could
more than easily answer the hypersensitive girl's desire, but her own
furnace was blazing, and she seemed quite certain that the redhead would
not have the concentration needed to quench the flame as well as she had
stoked it.

Coming to a decision, Ukyou picked up the martial artist in a fireman's
carry, took her to her room, and lay her on her back upon the bed. Seeing
that the girl was beginning to regain some focus on her situation, the chef
hurried back to the bathroom and filled a glass with hot water, then ran
back to the room. Ranma was propping herself up on her arms when she put it
on her nightstand.

"Ranchan, you can still have your fun, but I do want part of that as well.
That means your cooperation, okay?"

The redhead looked at her with anxious breath and glassy eyes. "Ukyou, I
can't. I don't want to do anything that might be a mistake..."

Her weak voice did nothing to aid her words, and Ukyou sat between her
legs, and began licking at her. The change was instant, and the pigtailed
girl was submissive once more. Her hips rocked against the tongue lashing,
hoping to catch the slippery appendage on that oh-so-important nub that was
the very center of her being. However, the pleasure trip ended abruptly,
leaving a very distraught and frustrated Ranma in its wake.

Ukyou licked away at the juices on her chin, then sat up and went for the
cup of hot water. Slowly, she poured the water on the already heated
flower, triggering the Jusenkyo change, and  replacing it with a shaft of
flesh. She then took off her top completely, including the chest wrap, and
caressed the erect staff with her breast. The girl-now-boy sat in
disorientation for all of two seconds before he refocused and begin to
thrust through her cleavage with a desperate urgency.

She also saw the official change when the timid girl that begged for
sexual release was replaced with this man, her man, who had ceased her
massage of his shaft, turned her onto her hands and knees in one motion,
pulled her leggings down to her feet, and licked her to a hormone-induced
craze. Where Ukyou was in control and somewhat calm before, she was now on
the receiving end of a rather nasty and sensual assault on her vaginal
opening.

She felt as if she could take no more, and reached her peak, hard, loud,
and convulsively. She looked past the haze of an abyss of pleasure to find
Saotome still silent, and still hungry, burning; thirsting for something.
Gathering her strength, she shakily turned to position herself, only to be
held in place. Her confusion was only brief until she felt the invasion...
no, reward, enter slowly into her flower. There was then a hard, but slow
thrust into her, and she bit back against the new unwelcome pain that shot
through her nerves. She allowed the tears to come, knowing it wouldn't be
long, then she could have what was hers.

Using one hand on the small of her back, he started with a slow rhythm,
allowing her time to catch and get used to the new sensations, then putting
his hands to either side of her hips, he picked up pace, answering to the
fire's hunger. He allowed every detail to sink into his being: the hastened
beating of her heart, her soft skin slicked with perspiration, her moans
and squeals of pleasure, the warm, wet feeling of her sex sliding on his
member, the sight of Akane walking toward the building from further down
the street...

His danger sense caught enough of his attention, the other parts being
occupied with Ukyou's sudden and rather violent orgasm, and he focused
enough to pull away from his new bed partner, who was sighing and pouting
at the same time. "Ranchan? What's wrong?"

He fought savagely against the fire for control. "I'm sorry Ukyou, I can't
continue." He headed for the door, full intent of getting his clothes from
the furo and departing, when he turned on instinct. He saw her eyes, and
the newly forming chunk of ice in his stomach began to take iceberg form.
There was nothing but untainted fear in her brown pools.

"You won't leave me again, will you?"

Ranma looked to the ground. "I'll be back. I... promise."

He quickly made for the bathroom and an escape route, completely missing
the satisfied smile that spread itself upon the okonomiyaki chef's honey-
covered lips.


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Akane Tendo entered the shop with an air of annoyance around her. How that
jerk could have her looking for him and actually worrying like this gave
her all the more reason to further the 'conversation' that she had earlier
with him. 

She looked around the restaurant to find the tables bused down, the patrons
scarce save for a few regulars, and only Konatsu working the counter. She
walked to the counter and sat at a stool in from of the bishounen. He
seemed a bit on edge, but she assumed it was due to the lack of a certain
okonomiyaki chef. "Hi Konatsu. Where's Ukyou?"

The crossed-dressed ninja scratched his head nervously. "She said she
wasn't feeling well, and took the day off. I've been running things since
then."

She nodded, understanding how much Ukyou did on a daily basis, at school
as well as with her restaurant. It amazed her that the girl did not suffer
from exhaustion. "Well, have you seen Ranma?" She asked nervously. "Not
that I'm really looking for him, but we need him at the dojo for
something."

Konatsu paled slightly. "I'm afraid not, Akane-sama. Other than Ukyou-sama
being sick, it's gone rather slow today."

Akane picked up on the sudden shift in his voice. "Are you okay?"

He chuckled a little, anxiousness slightly less evident. "Well, a man came
in earlier and began to flirt with me. I'm afraid it's left me a bit
jumpy."

Akane blushed. Knowing he liked to cross dress was one thing, but she never
did ask about his sexual preference. Figuring it was something further that
she really didn't want to know, she bade him good-bye and continued her
search for the pigtailed idiot.

Konatsu let go of his breath as soon as the swing door closed. He thank god
that Ukyou-sama decided to stop her upstairs activities. Though the
customers didn't hear much, the vent next to the stove gave him access to
the entire series of actions that took place upstairs, and quite frankly,
he'd probably never be able to look at her the same way again. He gulped
and shifted his legs from the stool behind the counter, hoping that
whatever happened up there wasn't going to become a constant thing.


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Ranma hopped from roof to roof, doing his best to ignore what happened, as
well as the fire that was still raging within him. Why couldn't Akane have
come at least fifteen minutes later? At least then, he could have received
the same relief that Ukyou had gotten a piece of. Now he was running around
with a solid rod, and some images of Ukyou and Shampoo that just did not
help him in the slightest way.

Inside, the actual Ranma Saotome was utterly amazed in what he did. He
didn't deny what kind of trouble he was in, but when wasn't he in sixteen
feet worth of heat? Still, he simply couldn't get his mind away from how
good Ukyou felt when he entered her, or how cute a submissive Shampoo could
be as he pounded in to her with no remorse; no sense of how her first was
painful for her before it was pleasurable...

Ranma found his center of focus in time enough to grab the ledge of the
building his leap had missed by a half a foot. Cursing savagely, he pulled
himself up and over the ledge. He couldn't continue like this unless that
inferno was put out, and soon. Masturbation was nothing short of slow
torture, so that was out. Going to one of his suitors was off the list, no
matter how good it had felt. But what could he...

"It seems you're in a jam son-in-law."

"Old ghoul?" Sure enough, she was posted on the ledge he was resting on,
no doubt feeling quite satisfied about the way he had put her granddaughter
to sleep. "Not now please, I don't care to hear about your bragging."

Her expression remained the same. "So you admit it was you who deflowered
Shampoo?"

"Yeah OK? I don't know what happened, and I can't stop it, so unless your
here to provide a cure..."

"That is what I wish to talk with you about. Your condition is because of
something herbal, but I've never seen any aphrodisiac this strong. Who gave
it to you?"

"Akane," he mumbled, doing his best not to even risk looking at another
female body. "She finally poisoned me with something I really didn't need."

"The Tendo girl?" Cologne let out a surprised noise at Ranma's nod.
"Impressive. Who would have thought she would make something that would
market in a fortune if put to the right use?" She silenced at his sudden
grunt. "What's wrong?"

"I need... release."

"So I was correct to assume there would be other victims. Well, I'll start
working on an antitoxin. In the meantime, try not to let this problem of
yours 'out of hand'." She turned to hop off of the roof, but looked at him
once more. "Oh, and You might want to work on being quiet with Shampoo next
time. Now Mousse is looking for you, and I'm afraid he's not in his usual
self." At this, she leapt off of the ledge, and hoped away, leaving Ranma
with his dilemma.

He got up and walked to a shack on the roof and leaned against it, thinking
about his next move. If he could find somewhere to hide... Furinkan! Of course!
Since it was a Sunday the school wouldn't be open, though there was the
risk of running into the constant construction crews effecting repairs.
Still, all he had to do was get there...

"Ranma-sama!"

"Oh dear kami, no..."

He couldn't even bring a reaction as Kodachi Kuno wrapped him in her
gymnastics ribbon. Then there was the sight of her, in her usual leotard,
which seemed more clingy than before. And to top it off, there was the
glomp that gave him information he did not need: she shaved well, was much
more lithe and flexible than he previously thought, and the only thing
keeping her nipples from his chest was the fabric of the leotard.

Put that all together, and you have a master of the Anything Goes-style
martial arts master that was going to give in to his blazing urges
in mere minutes.


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Shampoo awoke in what could resemble pain, except that it could also be
described as pleasure as well. The certain thing was she was tired, sticky,
and did not want to move. Then she remembered exactly how she had gotten
into her current position, and became distraught, happy, confused, and
saddened all at once.

For one thing, her lover, the one who had conquered her mind, body, and
soul, was nowhere to be seen. It did make sense to her, but it didn't stop
her from missing his presence. The next thoughts she had was berating
herself for submitting to Ranma so easily. Being an Amazon meant she was
the one in control the majority of the time. To have her virginity taken in
such a schoolgirl way was unacceptable and embarrassing, though it did feel
damn good.

The big question was where did she stand in his eyes now? Of course she
was always going to look at him like she had before, as her husband who was
more than entitled to the night of passion that they had shared, and 
hopefully would continue sharing. However, this was Ranma, and, despite her
beliefs of him, she knew him well enough to know that he would not engage
in that type of bond again unless her rivals were gone and he had actually
chosen her, or something was wrong with him.

Shampoo craved the notions that had come before the latter, but her senses
told her last night that it wasn't him fully in control. The way he held
her before their lips met, she saw a battle in his eyes, a battle that for
once, Ranma had lost.

So then what next? The situation itself was fragile enough that any
haphazard attempt at tampering with it would result in a rip or tear she
felt with a cold certainty that she'd never be able to repair.

Summoning the strength, Shampoo got up off of the bed and began cleaning
up. Remaining in her current state was not only out of the question, but
made her feel icky, let alone the fact that if Mousse ever found out what
took place in his room, she might have to do more than put him down.


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"Kodachi... this is not the time."

"Nonsense," she said. "Those harlots are always keeping me from having some
alone time with my darling." She cooed in his ear, stiffening his entire
body. "So why don't we go somewhere where we can enjoy each others
company?" Kodachi laughed her puppy-killing laugh, scaring any and all
people away from the area, including those within the building.

Ranma mentally was on his knees in tears, praying to whoever was listening.
His body refused to stop reacting to her touch, and the fire was bad enough
that she noticed.

"Ranma-sama, are you feeling okay? You feel a little hot." Kodachi shifted
her position, and felt something Saotome would live to regret. Her look
changed, becoming shy in some way, and at the same time eager. "Oh my," she
said in a small, caring voice. "Is that for me? Does my appearance please
you, Ranma-sama?"

The boy gulped audibly.

"It's okay. It's only natural that you are drawn to me, as I am to you."
She giggled softly, and began massaging Ranma's painful erection. "If you
really want something done about it, all you need do is ask."

Being a martial artist, Ranma was cursing himself since these problems
began. The one thing the Art taught above all else was self-control. Since
the ingestion of the toxin, he had submitted to its effects repeatedly. And
now, with possibly the most psychotic female on Earth rubbing on him on the
outside, and the fire consuming him on the inside, his self control was
being put through a ringer. But he would win; he would not touch her, he
would...

In one motion, he was backed into the shack, had his pants pulled, and was
being sucked on by the black-haired vixen. She licked at his head, then
took the tip into her mouth, flicking her tongue on the sensitive organ.
Then she ran her tongue along its length, and took it in her mouth once
more, bobbing her head up and down as she sucked at him. "Do you enjoy
that?" she purred.

Ranma submitted, giving into the pleasure of having himself in Kodachi's
mouth. "Yes. More. Please."

She brought one hand up to stroke as she continued to suck on him, enjoying
his moans and grunts, reveling in the fact that he wasn't running from her.
That deserves an extra reward, she thought. Using her other hand to cup
his sack, she began to do her best to deep throat him, at which point he
moaned her name. She continued her bobbing actions until Ranma put a hand
to her shoulder and stopped her.

Ranma lay on his back, and guided her down so that her shaped, firm ass was
all that he could see. He pulled the leotard aside where it was providing
the most interference for his fun, and prodded a digit along the outside of
her hole. He tickled her lips, and admired the reaction he was seeing.

"Oh! Mmm...you naughty boy." Kodachi giggled and continued sucking on him,
running her teeth up and down his length. Her reward was a shudder from the
boy, which had in turn flowed into his digit, which had increased in their
invasion number. She did not push, but made her hips rub and grind against
Ranma's now-slick fingers. Kodachi looked behind her while pumping his
shaft with her hand. "Do you like me wet, Ranma?" A sudden test of her
voice and how high it could go was his response. The same pitch confirmed
her belief that he was indeed tasting her.

Funny, doesn't taste like poison, he thought as he nibbled on her clitoris.
He worked fast to make her peak, working two fingers in her hole, and
slurping any excess honey from them in the process. Getting another idea,
he ceased his oral molestation and focused his chi, and fingered her with
the same two, Amaguriken style. The reaction was instant.

"RanmaAAAAAAAAH!" Kodachi came hard, fast, and repeatedly. The speed that
he was going forced her to lose concentration on pleasuring him and focus
on staying awake through it. Dizzy, she slumped on him, her head resting on
his thigh, attempting to catch her breath.

Ranma wouldn't allow it. He had just went through what could be considered
enough teasing to kill a man, and had still not had his release. He helped
the Kuno girl stand, and took a good look at her flushed face. He pulled
the ribbon holding her hair, and admired the result. Kodachi's hair
cascaded down to the middle of her back, some covering her eyes that seemed
far off, matching the goofy smile her mouth was emitting. But then her eyes
refocused, and became quizzical. "Ranma-sama?"

Ranma smirked, and pulled her leotard off of her shoulders and down to her
stomach, leaving her breast free to bounce and be suckled. And suckled he
did, getting encouragement from Kodachi, who had yet to lose her smile,
which was not mischievous, but pleasant, happy. He pulled on her left
nipple with his teeth until she groaned, and then switched to assaulting
the opposite pert piece of pink flesh. At that point, he stopped, and put
his manhood to her entry.

Kodachi aided him, and shook as he entered her. She understood what he was
attempting to do when he grabbed her left leg, and hugged closer to him. He
grabbed her other leg, and lifted her to ride on him. He looked curious for
a moment. "No pain?"

She looked in his stormy blue eyes with puzzlement, then realized what the
boy meant. "I am still innocent, but training stretched the physical part
of it out of existence long ago." She winced at his sudden thrust. "But it
is still tight." The last part broke into a sigh as Ranma started pumping
into the gymnast, promising that he was going to work off his long-held
erection.

They backed into the shack wall, Ranma pounding at her, and Kodachi holding
him by the shoulders, moaning and screaming the entire time. The inferno
was met, and Kodachi went into another orgasm, more powerful than the ones
previous. Her body tried to stop him, taking him in all the way to his
hilt, her canal squeezing with enough force to dent a pipe, but the boy
kept pumping, as if the vast muscular force of her orgasm against him did
not exist. He thrusted into her with all his strength, taking her peak
higher and higher.

Saotome on the other hand, was getting more and more frustrated as he
thrust into her. Despite past mistreatments, she was much more warm and
soft than she would've cared to lead on. And that drove him into further
madness. As you wouldn't catch him admitting it, this was so far his best
experience, hearing her cry out his name, her voice all too often playing
the edge of pain and the breaking sound that only comes when tears do, yet
he could do nothing but prolong her eventual slumber. The feelings were
exhilarating, but the fire continued growing, and his orgasm seemed further
and further away.

Ranma stopped to lower her to the ground on her back, and took a good, long
look at the Kuno girl. Her hair was clumped with sweat, and her bangs clung
to her flushed face, which held a strange expression mixed of pleasure,
pain, and fatigue. Where his gaze stopped at was the silent tears in her
eyes; the spasms that were resulting from the sobs.

"Kodachi?"

"I'm fine Ranma-sama," Her shaky voice did little to reassure him. "I just
am not used to such sensations." She hugged him closer, and impaled
herself once more on his painful erection. Her face tightened with the
bitter-sweet feelings it gave her, but she kept her slow grinding movements
going to a point where her face lost a bit of its tension. "Please, I don't
want you to stop. Please tell me you won't stop."

If Ranma didn't admire her strength before, he definitely had respect for
it now. She looked more tired than Ranma had ever felt, but didn't dare
stop him. He gazed where there hips met, and the blood somewhat smearing
with the other fluids held in-between. It has to hurt by now, he thought.
Does she truly want it this badly?

He curled his hands up and behind her shoulders, and pressed himself flat
against her, noting the feel of her breast against his chest. Then slowly,
he began to work a pace that was much more drawn out with each stroke, but
was more powerful with each as well. The gymnast's hips squirmed from his
own, as if to get away, but she stopped herself, and allowed the strokes to
ravage her, bringing her to another level of pleasure that rivaled, and
almost felt like, pain itself.

Her next, and by far strongest orgasm seemed to bounce between the two,
forcing her to stop him. "I am sorry my dear Ranma-sama," Her face held the
only regret that he had ever seen on it. "I... I can't continue. It almost
hurts as much as it feels good." She looked away from him, and brought a
quivering hand to wipe the tears, old and new, from her eyes. Eyes that
held something else he had grown eerily used to in the past two days.
Submission. He could continue to do his best to get relief, and despite her
protest, she wouldn't lift a finger to stop him. If he was reading it
correct, she would in fact lift her legs further apart to aid him.

What was he to do? She seemed able to do little more than hold on to a
ride, and the fire just kept consuming, giving no relief, or sight of it.
Anything would do right now if he could just get rid of...

Of course! He picked up her weary form in his arms, and shifted her so that
her back was pressed to his chest, his stiff manhood ridging between the
slit of her buttocks. Kodachi turned to look at him, and comprehending what
he was about to do, nodded weakly. He lifted her slightly, and worked his
shaft into her firm ass, actually taking comfort in its warm feeling.
Slowly, he worked his way in her up to half of his shaft, then pulled out
to ease her tensing. Then he shoved in, a little faster, and with more
force each time, until he got a  good , swift rhythm.

Kodachi switched from sudden and sharp intakes of breath, to short cries,
laced with more pleasure than she would have thought possible from such an
intrusion of her being. She leaned forward, hands resting on the ground, as
he continued his thrusting from behind her. Shifting to one hand, she
rubbed her somewhat still sensitive flower. She felt it was only a matter
of time before her lover would pound her into a sleep that promised bliss
eternal. What she didn't expect when it came, were words that would make
that sleep slightly unpleasant:

"SAOTMOME!! YOU DESICRATED MY BELOVED!! NOW I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL!!!"


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Well that's quite a suggestive ending, now isn't it? Much appreciation
to HPackrat and Kichigai for the extra info on how to make a longer ending,
seeing as this was going to end much shorter than it did. See you next
chapter!

(Revised 6/25/02)

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