A Little Homemade Ass Kickin’
Author: Nicky
Synopsis: Buffy kicks Angel’s ass.
Timeline: 6th Season Buffy, 3rd Season Angel
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Buffy swaggered into the Hyperion hotel. Angel was passionately kissing Cordelia. Cordelia, true to her Queen C self, was moaning ostentatiously. Buffy grimaced. The sight was a disgusting display of non chemistry. Buffy was appalled by their lack of even looking like they had affection for each other. She stopped dead in her tracks. "BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN BITCH!" Buffy sternly yelled. Angel guiltily shoved Cordelia away from himself. He wiped off the corners of his mouth, and Cordelia gave Buffy a satisfied smirk.

"Buffy," He sheepishly said. "How nice to see you. And here, at the hotel!" He gave her a plastered smile, and then he looked at Cordelia. Cordelia stepped forward. Her shoulders were rolled back, her head was raised, and an air of bitchy confidence was following all of her movements.

"He’s not your man anymore Buffy." Cordelia smugly said. She touched Angel’s bicep mockingly. Angel swallowed hard. He was frankly scared of what could happen here. Two women, Cordelia fairly strong, and newly demon. And Buffy...well Buffy was unpredictable. Buffy paced the marble floor back and fourth, back and fourth. She gazed through Cordelia. Cordelia wavered a little bit.

"You see CORDY," Buffy sarcastically said as she looked into her eyes, "It’s not you I am mad at. It’s Angel." Angel raised a brow. He pointed to himself.

"Me? What for? What did I do?" Buffy laughed.

"Don’t give me the tortured soul, I left you for your own good bit. You promised me the world, and gave it all up when things got rough!" Angel nervously moved toward Buffy.

"Please, you have to understand why I did it. I did it because I loved you. I still do." Cordelia’s eyes became big and angry. She bit her lip angrily.

"Looks like you were always second best Cordy. Next to me. But Angel, I’ve come to make you pay your dues. Oh, and you better believe it is nothing fun!" Angel back away from Buffy a little. He could feel her anger coming over him in waves of heat.

"Buffy, you are scaring me." She laughed again.

"You said forever’s the whole point. But what really you meant was, until you couldn’t stand me anymore. I understand. Well, you made me feel weak, and helpless, and that is what I am going to do to you now." Buffy smiled. Her lip gloss reflecting the light from a lamp, and it gave her an eerie powerful look.

"I don’t understand." Angel whispered.

"I am going to kick your ass. And maybe a little of Cordelia’s. It all depends really."

"She’s crazy! A freakin crazy slayer!" Angel gave Cordelia a ‘hush’ look. She stepped into the background.

"Buffy you don’t want to do this!" Angel comfortingly said. Buffy looked at him, and considered her options.

"Yeah, I do." She kicked Angel in the stomach with fierce speed. He groaned and fell to his butt. Cordelia ran towards the weapons cabinet. She turned to open the door and there in front of her was Buffy waving her finger back and fourth. "No so fast Cordy. You couldn’t want to hurt anyone would you?" Cordelia ran up the stairs and Buffy laughed as she watched Cordelia scramble towards safety. Angel stood to his feet. An angered and hurt look pasted to his beautiful face.

"Buffy, you are out of line! Cordelia is innocent. Leave her out of this. If you want to kick my ass, that’s fine! Just leave her alone." Buffy nodded curtly.

"Fine. We’ll play your way Angel." She licked her lips seductively. He turned his head and looked away from her. "Lets see what you’ve learn since you’ve been away. Are you stronger?" Angel gave Buffy a satisfied smirk.

"Yeah. I am." She nodded.

"I can feel it. You’re strong." Angel gave her a ‘duh’ look. "But, unfortunately, not strong enough."

"Really, you think so. I heard you were sleeping with Spike. So why do you care if I am with Cordelia?" Buffy slightly winced.

"Spike...he was nothing. Just a transitional thing really. I was messed up inside. He said he cared. You know me. I can’t be alone. I do bad things when I am alone." Angel slightly nodded.

"And so I remember. Well, I am curious to see this strength you brag about. Lets see it." Buffy shrugged, and took off her coat."

"You know I am going to leave you eating my dust." Angel half smiled.

"We’ll see about that." Buffy ran jumped into the air. Her body bend and twisted, as it completed a front tuck arial, she landed on her feet behind Angel. He was too slow, and she kicked him in his back. He groaned, but quickly recovered and punched her in her gut. She slightly stumbled, and then jumped and roundhouse kicked Angel in the face. He angrily turned his head, and his face transformed to that of a demon’s. Buffy’s lips curled into a smile.


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