My Perfect Boyfriend
now now kids, if u feel like being misused,abused and corrupted by me then follow these 'simple' guidelines to becoming my perfect partner in crime....
1st (and the most important):TRUST
                                     'some' of us might have problems with trusting other people, so, u have to be patient, ask loads of questions, talk a lot about urself and slowly gain the trust of other ppl. this can also be boosted by otehr factors tht i will come to later.
2nd: Humor
                My perfect bf must be very very funny so tht i get tummy cramps from laughing soooo much. but no stupid boy jokes. i would prefer the same kind of humor as me...few ppl like tht tho.but still, he must know when to b serious
3rd: Appearance
                      Now, im not too picky about looks, but i do go for kind of goodlooking guys..but i do have a seriously odd taste. i LOVE long-ish messed up mop heads. i think theyre a major turn on.so..i like baggy trousers tht are pulled down and t shirts. well..basically i like anything alternative. goth/punk/skater...but i hate townie fashion. its all the same and they all look like sheep.and i like dark hair, and dark eyes, and dark clothes but no make-up. i can live with eyeliner but lipstick or foundation is just wrong.and i like the whole 'out of bed' look, but dont ever have any facial hair...or chest hair for tht matter.
4th: Music
               Dont really care what music you listen to but obviously it would be ever so great if u listened to 'my' music.
5th: Ex-girlfriends
                        personally, i love to hear how terrible and psycho they are/were, and any other stories, as long as they dont have a positive outcome. but dont tell me about how often u shagged and how good she was and how brilliant she gave head and how she swallowed etc. its so not a good idea.
6th: Talkative
                    If u wanna b my perfect bf, u have got to talk loads. i never shut up and it gets lonely talking on my own. so i need someone who talks just as much as me and likes talking to me about odd things. like jedi toes. or cheese. or milk thts really alive.
7th: Totally mine
                        Dont look at other girls, talk to them, or even meet them (unless theyre ure friends of course). and dont tell me about how hot some person is. tell me what u like about me (or what u dont).but if ure gonna look at other girls whilst im with u, at least do it so well tht i dont see (i am very attentive u know, dont be fooled)
8th: faithfulness
                       well..this one is short. if i ever find out tht u cheat, u dont even have to come round anymore. i dont like cheating, and never have. if u decide to goo ut with someone u cant cheat on them. especially not me. so my perfect bf would never do tht. well..basically never do anything to hurt me at all.
9th: Understand me
                          So im odd. and mean. and unfair.and annoying.and moody and everything else bad on this world but if u're good to me im good to u. an to be fair, i try to be a good gf...it just doesnt always work. also, if somethings wrong tell me. i cant stand it when boys have these stupid i'm-too-manly-to-tell-her-i-dont-like-something-in-our-relatuonship (or about me or how i act or whatever)
10th: Love me for me
                              love me for me and totally unconditionally. theres no point in trying to change me, or pressure me, since i think we all know i dont work under presure, and i dont change..well..not unless its important. also, dont compare me to any of ur exes. im not like anybody else and never will be.
11th: Give-get
                    I treat ppl the way i expect to be treated. so the nicer u are to me, the nicer i am to u. its tht easy. love me more, i love u more and so on.
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