Sideshow
Spoken
Hurry, hurry, step right up
See the sideshow in town for only fifty cents
Step right up, hurry, hurry
before the show begins
My friends
Stand in line, get your tickets
I hope you will attend
It'll only cost you fifty cents to see
What life has done to those like you and me
See the man with the broken heart
You'll see that he is sad
He hurts so bad So bad, so bad
See the girl who has lost the only love she ever had
There's got to be no sadder show to see
No doubt about it, satisfaction's guaranteed
Chorus
So let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
See the man who's been cryin' for a million years
So many tears So many tears
See the girl who's collected broken hearts for souvenirs
It's more exciting than a one man band
The saddest little show in all the land
Chorus
So let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Bridge
Chorus
So let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry
Hurry, hurry , step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Fade Out
Let the sideshow begin
Step right on in
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Hurry, hurry
Fade Out
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