Welcomies!
Welcome home to the weary, to the silly, to the downright loony and all those cheesy bits of goodness in between to the Noingy's Websneeze *cheers*, the virtual little rock of lunacy both maintained and inhabited by my muntiferous self, Nightshade_pheonix.
From here you can access my website empire, all the random websites that I have made. Some will be old, others young, and some so silly your brain will fall out your nose. You have been warned.
So why the drastic redisign from the previous "I like to invert things"? Well, it kinda looked horrable on Macs, and lots of people with slower computers complained about how long it took to load. The Noingy's Websneeze is my new sleek, spiffy, quick to load and easy to navigate design...I like it (so much easier to work with :D )
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Did you know that this website currently has approximatly 40, 000 characters in its coding?
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people have gone insane thus far.
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Updateness
6/5/04 Update
Have spiffafied several sites. Am now working on a new homepage design, though it should be based on this one.
12/3/04 Update
Added some random icons, added another couple of sites to the sites list.
8/1/04 Update
Gone through pages one by one before linking them from here so that all is in working order.
5/1/04 Update
Done a HELL of a lot on my Doctor Who website, re-designed homepage again.
6/8/03 Update
I haven't done much outside of starting up my Shaun Micallef site, and adding a bit to my gallery.
12/7/03 Update
I've added a lot to Destination Gallifrey recently. YAY! Also, someone finally took up my offer of designing a webpage for them for free. Yay to her! And click here for the spiffy result. She was very happy. :)
7/7/03 Update
I've spiffafied my Odd Turkey site and plan to spiffafy some others too :)
18/6/03 Update
Hmmm...Sorry I haven't updated in ages!
I added another affilite, and a million apologies that I didn't do it sooner as I forgot to link to them when they linked to me. Also, I've added quite a lot to my art page. I plan to go through all my webpages and put on a little indexy thingy to link 'em all up...And spiffafy them as I go.
Also, I've got an online journal that has all my thoughts and stuff on it. I try to update it every day, so go have a look!
27/5/03 Update
It has been a while since I last wrote an update, and there are so many new sites going up around the place...Oh, and as you can see I updated the homepage AGAIN...Told you it was addictive...
9/5/03 Update
I've been making new pages recently, three in fact, so go have a little lookie.
14/4/03 Update
Yes, I know it has been a while since my last update, but I've been very buisy with my latest site, Destination Gallifrey . It is very big. I've gone through and cleaned up a lot, found a site I made about sporks and a site about what makes me high. Don't ask. Really.
8/3/03 Update
I have just made a Kate Duchene site. I found a new pic of her. Yay. I am happy. V. E. R. Y. H.A.P.P.Y.
2/3/03 Update
I've finally spiffafied up the gallery site and added some more wallpapers. :)
25/2/03 Update
Hmmm...It seems I have decided to revamp my home page again...How odd, I do beleive that this is addictive...
11/1/03 Update
I have finally been through my computer files and put up a spiffy wallpaper website...yay
3/2/03 Update
Yes folks, I have finally got around to updating the homepage.
24/1/o3 Update
YAY!!! I have just programmed my first game ever on macromedia director 8.0...I did it in a Uni course, so until I get another program that can do the same things there will be more. Check it out!!
14/1/03 Update
I have now found my Spiffy tryangle site and made it nicer. I have so many Geocities accounts I loose track :)
13/1/03 Update
yay! The wallpapers site is up and running!!
9/1/03 Update
I have decided to update my self profile. Maybe when school goes back I'll do a Stargate site...who knows :)
3/1/03 Update
Double Yay...YAYAY!!! I have the comic site running sooo smoothly and, as you may guess, am making this page more spiffy.
2/1/03 Update
YAY! I have now set up heaps of new sites, so look at the links below for all of the newest (the top is the newest). I have also began a couple of free internet comics...YAY |
Websiteies
Current Number: 31 and growing
Yes...I know that there are too many...I just like to make websites a lot ^_^
Click on the pics to go to the site.
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Odd Turkey
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 18/11/02
LAST MODIFIED: 6/5/04
STATUS: Allways being added to
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A site with all of the stories (well, the worthwhile ones) in one place. If you are wondering why it is called Odd Turkey, have a look! |
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Chap With Wings
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SITE SIZE:Medium
CREATED:21/4/04
LAST MODIFIED:22/4/04
STATUS: Completed (yay!)
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Nicholas Courtney is another of my favourite actors. He was a spiffy person who played the Brigadier in Doctor who. Anyhoo, look at the site and you will Leeeeeeaaaaarrnn! I'm very proud of the spiffy layout :D
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The Knees of Micallef
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SITE SIZE:Very big and growing.
CREATED:5/6/03
LAST MODIFIED:8/1/04
STATUS: Generally Stagnant
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YAY! This site is about the spiffiest genius in the world, Shaun Micallef. YAY FOR HIM AND HIS HOLY KNEES!! The website has extensive image galleries, reveiws, biographical information and general worshipping idiocy.
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Ego Require Meus Potus Reus
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SITE SIZE:Medium
CREATED: 26/9/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Complete-ish
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This tis a site about my favourite drunken irish bookstore owner, Bernard Black (from the series Black Books). It has quite a nice array of stuff on it, such as quotes, sound bytes, fanart and fanfiction. |
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My Livejournal
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SITE SIZE:Erm...It's not really MY site
CREATED: It's kinda my text on someone elses
LAST MODIFIED:And run by nice people
STATUS: And I update it every day *nods*
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A live journal is basically an online blog of what I have done in the day. It is very odd and I beleive that, along with pizza shapes and chinese tea, it is one of the most addictive things in the world. So Nya. I update it with dayly happenings and thoughts. Read at your own risk! |
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Masonite
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SITE SIZE:Medium
CREATED: 28/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Complete
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A small shrine to the best anime character ever: Brian J Mason...Megalamaniacy master of robotie mayhem *cheers* I have lots of images :) |
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Luke Warm Potato chips
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SITE SIZE:Rather large
CREATED: 24/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Always growing, relatively complete
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A site with all my thoughts on anything from disposable toilet seats to the human perception of attraction...Hehehehehe...Gets updated randomly. |
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Old Homepages |
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SITE SIZES: Single Pages
CREATED: 2/3/03, 10/6/03
LAST MODIFIED: 27/5/03, 18/10/03
STATUS: Complete and Stagnant
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Whenever I update my homepage, there is always someone telling me they liked the old layout better. So this is for all of you-the two old site layouts before this one. Links might not be current, but don't complain to me because these are in the past.
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The Holy Birch Of Paul McGann
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SITE SIZE:Rather large
CREATED: 27/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Still growing, relatively complete
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A site to a really spiffy person, Paul McGann. He's an actor *nods*, and never before has the earth witnessed a more amazing face. Oh, the possabilities of fanart! This site has a filmography, a biography and lots of images and sillyness. Worth a visit, I say!
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The Penguin Farm
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SITE SIZE: Single, large page
CREATED: 9/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnant
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The Penguin farm is a site about an actor...Who played the seventh doctor...Who I think is a penguin...heheheheeh...It has bio information, images, video clips, sound bytes and other misc. things.
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The Celery Farm
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SITE SIZE: Single, large page
CREATED: 9/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnant
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The Celery farm is like the Penguin farm, only it's about Peter Moffat (aka Peter Davison), the actor who played the fifth doctor. It also has bio information, images, video clips, sound bytes and other misc. things.
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The Kingdom of Sporks
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 2/4/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Partially complete and stagnant
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A site about Sporks and a little bit on Doctor Who. The layout is actually very spiffy, if I say so myself and I do, considering how long ago it was made. |
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Destination Gallifrey
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SITE SIZE: Ruddy huge
CREATED: 23/3/03
LAST MODIFIED: 27/4/03
STATUS: Incomplete, a continueing work in progress
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And I thought my gallery site was big...This is a website devoted to Doctor Who, a really wonderful sci-fi series that went from 1963 till 1996. I'm covering EVERY aspect of it and this site is ritch with images, sounds, videos and information. Do have a look :) It is currently being ENTIRELY rebuilt with lots of extra things, but the old site is there until the renovations are complete. |
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Kate Duchene fansite
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SITE SIZE: Small, multiple pages
CREATED: 3/8/03
LAST MODIFIED: 3/8/03
STATUS: Complete and stagnant
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A tribute site to the world's most yay-some actress, Kate Duchene. Images, bio and profile, as well as links to other fansites, are included. |
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Odd Sounds
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SITE SIZE: Small, multiple pages
CREATED: 16/3/03
LAST MODIFIED: 16/3/03
STATUS: Incomplete, to be finished eventually
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A small site that I will eventually fill out more. So far it has a collection of short WAVs from assorted sources and some song re-writes (i.e. Eminem's "I'm sorry momma" becomes "I'm sorry chicken") |
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The Potions Lab
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SITE SIZE: Small, multiple pages
CREATED: 16/3/03
LAST MODIFIED: 16/3/03
STATUS: Hiatus indefinatly
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A pretty fansite for one of the world's best ever television shows, the Worst Witch. Well, perhaps more a mini shrine to the world's best witch, Constance Hardbroom...I'm NOT obsessed...Gee, just 'cause of the 210 image gallery doesn't mean I'm some sort of weirdo...oh...Work on this site had to be put on hiatus because of disagreements with the WW community, so it won't be updated. |
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Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 9/11/02
LAST MODIFIED: 9/11/02
STATUS: Incomplete, will be finished one day.
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Perhaps this site will get out of limbo and I'll actually stick the two seperate ones together. Perhaps.It is about my top fav anime of all time, Bubblegum Crisis (yay!). General information about the show, image galleries. The design isn't too flashy, but it's functional. |
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Munt Munt
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SITE SIZE: Large
CREATED: 20/2/03
LAST MODIFIED: 20/2/03
STATUS: Incomplete, little bits added at intervals
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Another little joint-project, this time about a British village of our creation *evil laughter* ALL HAIL THE IDIOT LOGGODS!...*cough*...Has idiocy in short stories and diagrams. |
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My DeviantArt account
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SITE SIZE: Large
CREATED: 3/3/03
LAST MODIFIED: 14/5/03
STATUS: Complete, but always being updated with new pics
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Click on the image to go to my gallery website. Click on the text to go to My DeviantArt account. Simple really ^.^
All of the lovely-ful piccies I have drawn are on this site. Have a lookie!! |
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My Comics
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 10/1/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/2/03
STATUS: Incomplete...Most comics unfinished.
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This site suffers from "Nightshade_pheonix's short attention span" syndrome and half of the comics on it are only half finished. The ones that are finished are rather YAY though :) |
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My Wallpapers
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 14/4/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete, sometimes new sections added.
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others are ladscapes...It spans across the whole range of desctop yayness and best of all- They are all free!! |
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Expelliarmus- A Snape Shrine
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 14/4/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnant.
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A rather old site, but it has a charm about it that has prevented me from updating it. All about Severus Snape, with fanart, fanfiction, images, downloads and a good dose of idiocy. |
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My ramblings
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SITE SIZE: Small
CREATED: 22/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete but needs more content
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A little collection of all my ramblings...Sane minds beware!
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Andoen's greif
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SITE SIZE: Miniscule
CREATED: 25/2/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete but needs more content
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Ok, so there isnt much on this yet. Just you wait. I don't quite know why andoen is greiving, but this is a lord of the rings fansite. She is an elf. Look, I liked the picture, ok?!?! I had to do something with it! |
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The Insane One
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SITE SIZE: Miniscule
CREATED: 16/2/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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My self-profile site...Do you really want to see it??! |
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A Tutorial
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SITE SIZE: Small
CREATED: 30/1/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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A little tutorial site for all of those out there who don't feel confident about drawing. |
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Local Insects
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 23/2/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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Just as the banner says...this is only for people who like bugs...I'm not very proud of the design but all in all it turned out OK. Twas an extension assignment for school. |
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Aegis
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SITE SIZE: Tiny
CREATED: 28/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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A compeltly pointless site I made quite some time ago, all based about a pretty pic I drew...Very old with aweful design and corny music, but kept for nostalgia as this was one of the first websites I ever made. |
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Granny Weatherwax
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SITE SIZE: Tiny
CREATED: 28/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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A teeny-tiny site about my second favourite witch, Esme Weatherwax. It has a short fan-fic, a few pics and quotes. Again very old, but I don't have the heart to throw away old websites. I just can't press deleat *sniffle* |
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Tatare Doughnuts
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SITE SIZE: Tiny
CREATED: 28/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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A small page made when I was very high, probably about 1:00 in the morning and three ltrs of coke in me ages ago. Tis still a classic though. |
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"Don't smarties remind you of potty training?"-My mother
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"Nut-ell-a is peo-ple...PEOPLE!!"-Shaun Micallef
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"Ford, you're turning into a penguin...Stop it!"-Arthur Dent
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"The very poweful and very stupid have one thing in common- they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their veiws, which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts they wish to alter."-Doctor Who (the face of evil)
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"Harvey crumpet was prone to touching people with his index finger when he first met them"-Harvey Crumpet
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"Do you think that this new low-fat shampoo is crunch, half crunch or not crunchy at all?"-The Ruttles
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"This course is about being in a car with your family"-My Road Ready teacher
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"Who's leg is that?"
"Mine."
"Oh..."
"Who's squishing my leg?"
"Sorry."
"Who's foot is that?"
"MINE! OW!"
"whoops...Sorry...Why are you stroking my ankle?"
"I'm not."
"Sorry, that was me."-Three female loggods on one pool floaty thing
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"How did this fly get in? And more importantly, how do I get it out? Go on- Out out out, out damn fly"-My fly hunting father
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"*holding a jet full of scared people in air with magnetic waves from one hand* When will these people learn to drive?"-Magneto
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"Bernard: Old wine is good wine.
Manny: Yes. But expensive wine is good wine also.
Bernard: Yes. But the older the wine is, the gooder it is.
Manny: Ah but by the same token, the more expensive the wine, then the gooder it is also.
Bernard: (looking at the wine) Look at the colours.
Manny: Yeah.
Bernard: All the colours. Well... yellow.
Manny: This is like... a... a farmyard... of wine.
Bernard: It's like looking into the eyes...of a duck.
Manny: And sucking all the fluid from its beak."-A scene from Black books
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"I ya nikomu ne skazhu, chto ya robota lyublyu"-Tatu
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"Your seeds from a watermelon crossed with a grapefruit cannot harm me! My wings are like a sheild of steel"-Batfink
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"What am I doing at the great divide? Graak, I know you can't hear me, but I am here. I'm sitting in a chair and there is a Sontaren poking me with a OWW! YOUCH!"-The Sixth Docto ("Destiny of the doctors")
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"All the loggods have mostaches, and we're standing around a pot of Cheese Fondue, trying to fish out Nun's habits and wimples with the fondue sticks. Every now and then, the top of a Dalek head pops up, rotates a bit to get a look around, then sinks back into the cheese.
"-One of my odd dreams
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