MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART | ||||||
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At +70º - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes. At +60º - North Carolinians start turning on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. At +50º - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe. At +40º - Italian and English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down. At +30º - Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker. At +20º - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt. At +15º - Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold. At 0º - People in Miami begin freezing to death... Michiganders lick the flagpole. At -20º - Californians evacuate to Mexico. People in Michigan get out their winter coats. At -40º - Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door. At -60º - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. At -80º - Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Michigan rent some videos. At -100º - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. At -297º - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands. At -460º - ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" At -500º - Hell freezes over. The Lions win the Super Bowl! |