| Ninja Monkeys Glossary of Terms |
| exellent def: That shit is exellent. For use in situations when the correctly spelled excellent is just a smidge too weak; the literary equivalent of turning the amp up to 11. rin def: any small cylindrical container used to hold paperclips or Q-tips. tardy def: of a retarded nature, as in that dude is tardy! contradictoff def: a disagreement that plays out in a series of agreesive contradictions, i.e. "No, your mom's a ho." sufficiently BOM SERA def: packing enough punch Emam def: how to reference Ninja Monkey Blue when she is playing an overturned pot or set of bongos as drums. ED! def: a synonym to 'YES!', only far, far cooler. unitard def: a step further into idiocy from normal tardery. Example: "Hank, can you tell me if my shoes are tied together? Oh, wait, I see them now...all I had to do was look down..." bitard def: a step past unitard, it is twice as bad. Can be used adjectivally as bitarded. Example: "Derr, I can't seem to get anywhere these days. My damn shoes don't work. Everyone tells me I ain't tied 'em right, but I swear this has something to do with having George Bush as president." tritard def: at past from bitard, it is the state of thrice retardation. Can be used adjectivally as tritarded. Example: "Someone tied my shoes together just now, while I was tying them! And now they're on fire because I had to untie them and all I had was a match! Help, can you spare some change so I can buy a soda to pour on my shoes?" botard def: the worst possible state of retardism, can be used adjectivally as botarded. Example: "Shoe? Droooolllllllllll...slurp." motard def: a) a tard in motion, i.e. "Check out that motard on his skates!" b) a tard in the transient state of moving from a lower state of tardism to a higher one, i.e. a unitard who is moving on to bitardisanship, or a tritard who is in the process of becoming botarded. Can be used adjectivally as motarded, i.e. "Man, you is motarded!" retard def: someone who has moved from a higher state of tardism to a lower one but is now returning to the higher state. Example: Bill is a bitard who proves he is capable of stirring cake mix. He is reclassified a unitard. However, when given a second chance to mix cake, Bill manages to lodge the spoon deep in his skull and is reclassified a botard. He has been retarded. Aggressively stupid def: insisting upon correctness of something when it is confirmed to be incorrect. Example: "Separate is too spelled with an 'e'! I know because one time I read this issue of Harper's Bazaar and it said, 'Seperates are the way to go this fall,' so there!" bitchtastik def: a woman who is beyond bitchy. bitchtard def: a woman whose bitchiness contributes to her tardery. handing you my twos def: seriously dissing you SHUT UO def: abbrev. for shut your pie hole, with U equaling your and O equaling pie. And hole. Desitively Bonaroo def: so-so, average, i.e. "How was the spelling bee?" <shrug> "Desitively Bonaroo..."; also, when emphasis is placed on the second 'i' in Desitively, supersexyfly, i.e. "How was sex with Atrox's mom?" <thumbs up> "DesitIvely Bonaroo!" meking def: becoming meek, turning tail, pussifying cat boxing def: puking out of drunkenness, as in so drunk you puked in the cat box metard def: a way to refer to oneself when one is behaving in a tardish manner without actually being a tard. hipsometer def: a scale on which to measure hipsters, i.e. "That guy was an 8 on the hipsometer!" |
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