| Pixy Ninja Monkey |
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| Pixy Ninja Monkey, so named for her tiny frame and lightning quick footwork, comes from the Pacific Northwest and, in addition to having an aptitude for drinking, posesses and uncanny ability to comprehend human law. Always up for a drunken debate in a divey bar, Pixy Ninja Monkey can drink you under the table and then find a way to sue you for puking on her new black suit. Don't mess with this one--she's little, but she gots skillz. |
| "I need a drink." |
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| Pixy's Response to the Ninja Monkey Survey: Part I Name a color: blue List three adjectives to describe the color: pretty, calm, nice Name an animal: kitty List three adjectives to describe the animal: cute, soft, playful Name a body of water: the pacific List three adjectives to describe the body of water: big, blue, deep You are in a white room with no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe the room: cold, boring, scary key to interpretation of Part I (don't read if you haven't responded yourself; knowing destroys the integrity) Part II 1. What is your favorite word? word 2. What is your least favorite word? cunt 3. What turns you on? empathy 4. What turns you off? spite 5. What is your favorite curse word? dagnammit 6. What sound or noise do you love? cat's purr 7. What sound or noise do you hate? the terrible beep muni metro trains make when the door gets held open 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? bum 9. What profession would you not like to attempt? sewage treatment plant worker 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive? "I'm sorry." |