| Pjosley |
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| Pjosley, Pjos for short, is the grease that keeps the Ninja Monkeys' gears running smoothly. A master chef full of ancient wisdom, he's always there for a Ninja in need. While he rarely participates in missions himself, Pjos offers endless moral support whenever the Ninjas head off to battle, and on those rare occasions when success seems less than imminent he can be counted on to offer only the most exellent of advice. Truly, it was due to a last-minute suggestion by Pjos that the Ninja Monkeys triumphed in Taco Mission III, and it is his unflagging intellectual stability that keeps the Monkeys going even in the face of the most dire stupidity. |
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| "You guys are jerks." |
| Pjosley's Responses to the Ninja Monkey Survey Part I Name a color: Brown List three adjectives to describe the color: deep, classy, retro Name an animal: Peacock List three adjectives to describe the animal: huge, stupid, bold Name a body of water: pacific List three adjectives to describe the body of water: cold, violent, neon You are in a white room with no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe the room.: puzzling, mysterious, unsettling key to interpretation of Part I (don't read if you haven't responded yourself; knowing destroys the integrity) Part II 1. What is your favorite word? poo 2. What is your least favorite word? um 3. What turns you on? hot girls 4. What turns you off? people who act out a lot 5. What is your favorite curse word? fucker 6. What sound or noise do you love? long deep tones 7. What sound or noise do you hate? car alarms 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? musician 9. What profession would you not like to attempt? stapling coordinator 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive? "welcome to the club" |