| Ninja Monkey Posh occupies a high place in the mind of each and every Ninja Monkey due to the integral role she plays in the safety of the Ninja’s treasured spiritual guide, the Aye Aye. Whenever the Aye Aye is threatened, Ninja Monkey Posh jumps to her defense, fearlessly taking down enemies twice her size and half her intellect as easily as a farmer takes down blades of hay: she mows over them, and they are left bent, broken, and ready to turn into cowfeed. Classy and articulate, Ninja Monkey Posh has refined tastes that are satisfied by only the finest wines, sheets, and take-out food. She is often the life of the party, and through her partying abilities has been named (3 years running) as captain of the Ninja Monkey Drinking Team. |
