MISTRESS MAI LYNN:
Age: 1-120 (Pick one)
Height: Let's just say short...
Weight: Let's just not say anything and say we did
B-Day: August 13
I was born on the sweet planet Gaia, in a small suburb of Zaibach. My life was simple, filled with chores, playing, and family. Nothing major ever happened to me, but my father taught me about mechanics and Guymelefs while my mother taught me how to cook and other things like that. So I can do anything! Haha! Anyway, they died when I turned **, so I wanted to join the DragonSlayers. Mostly because I could be near that pyromaniac cutie on the posters advertising for it. But, of course, I was refused because I am a girl. Grr.
After war with Zaibach and the Alliances, I was transported to the Mystic Moon; Earth. But I was all alone within this abandoned "castle" (Actually, I don't know WHAT this building is...), with no one to talk to. But I remembered hearing about this girl named Hitomi, who used her wishes to get things. So, using my wishes, I brough Dilandau-sama back to life and am now holding him here as a "visitor" in my own domain, which has the simple name of NekoMoero. Of course, he was surprised, but has grown to love it here. Anyway, I met Kirbster when I had a sign up for a sidekick, so that's how we met. I don't really know much about her past though...
I like just about anything... NOT. I'm very picky. I like PB&J sandwiches with the crusts cut off, with smooth peanut-butter, and the jelly on one side of the bread while the peanut-butter's on the otherside.. I REFUSE to eat that sandwich otherwise. ^^; Just an example of how picky I am. Anyway, to tell you of my likes 'n dislikes. To make it easy on you, I'll make a list:
Food: I like Chinese and Austurian. I DON'T like German or the food in Freid.
Book: I like Stephen King, Peter Straub, Charles Dickins, Nathaniel Hawthorne, and C. S. Lewis. I DON'T like Anne Rule, any Romance novelists, and Henry David Thoreu *shudders*
Music: I like anything 70's, anything 80's, anything rock, and anything alternative. Here's a few examples: Collective Soul, Linkin Park, Donny Iris, and Queen. I DON'T like anything rap or pop, but here's a few examples: NSYNC, Brittany Spears, and Ja Rule
Clothes: I like jeans, T-Shirt, and shoes. I DON'T like blouse, skirt, make-up, high-heels, hose, and all that jazz (I like Jazz music too!)
Anime: I like a lot, but to name a few: Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin and Ronin Warriors. I HATE with a passion Sailor Moon and anything Dragonball.
Okay, that's done with. Anything else you would like to know? Too bad, I'm done. Kirbster's up.
KIRBSTER:
Age: Uh, I forget
Height: SHORT!.
Weight: *shrugs* I forget that too!
B-Day: I do not... Know...
Okay, now about my cheerful life. Unlike Mai Lynn, I have never been to Gaia, but I know enough about it that I'm happy here with my N64, Sega Genisus, laptop, and phone. I am a clone, copied from the original guy, Kirby. Of course, I'M the better one, so I left that stinky lab. I mean, who would want to be tested on?! I travelled around a bit, saw the world I guess. It was okay. I didn't really enjoy it (Except for this small little island called STARS... Seemed interesting). So, I returned to wherever I came from, looking around for a job. I saw Mai Lynn's sign, and here I am! Dilandau is very cute, and needless to say, I fell in love the instant I saw him. Now all that's left is terminating Mai Lynn...
Anywho, just recently, I found this little kitty that looked like Dilandau at Ghost's Kitty Adoption Center, and promptly adopted him. And Neko-Dilly (That's what I call him) found a friend in a gutter. His name is Max, and he's VERY shy.
I'm cute, I'm cuddly, and I'll get on your behind if you cross my line! I'm not too picky, and I'll eat just about anything! So if you're looking for a good time, call 56-
OKAY! NONE OF THAT!!
<(>_>)> *mutters to herself*
Loves/Hates:
Food: I LOVE all food! The only food I hate is the food I was fed in the lab!
Book: I don't read, so nothing?
Music: I LOVE pop and rap, especially Kid Rock and Lil' Bow Wow. I HATE country, like Alan Jackson or Garth Brooks.
Clothes: I'm nekkid! YEAH!
Anime: I LOVE Escaflowne, Trigun, Evangelion, and Speed Racer to name a few. I HATE X: The Movie and anything Dragonball (One of the ONLY things Mai Lynn and I will agree on)
Alrighty-then! That was me, so read on to find out more useless information!
Neko-Dilly
Kirbster
Now for that little question that you have been infaturated with ever since you got here.
<(^.^)> At least we hope so...
Shut up... Anyway, read and be amazed as you find out WHO WE ARE!
WHY AREN'T I IN THIS SECTION?!?!
<(^.^;;)> Because it's about US silly!
*growls and whines* UNFAIR!!!!!!
-_-;; Quit being such a baby...
*turns on her* A WHAT?!
^^; An evil, maniacle pyromaniac like YOU shouldn't quit being ANYTHING...
<(^_^)> She said you should stop being a big, whiny baby!
GAH! MOERO!!!! *charges at her*
O_O Eeps! *runs away*
<(^.^)> I love it here.
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AKA, the page about the two nuts who run dis joint.
          WHY WE ARE NAMED NEKOMOERO:

<(^_^)>Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you that Mai Lynn. Why ARE we named NekoMoero?
Simple, my dear kirby. NekoMoero is simply two Japanese words SMASHED together to create a symbolism of insanity, tranquility, and fire.
<(o_O?)> You've been having classes on Transedentalism again, haven't you?
*wails* YES!
<(-_-;;)> *sarcastically* Poor thing.
Aw, hush! Anyway, "Neko" means "Cat" and if none of you know what "Moero" then you're pathetic!
<(^^;)> She's just kidding! STAY! *grumbles to her* Are you TRYING to make the people flee from here?
*mutters* If you're face won't, then I don't know WHAT would... Anyway, "Moero" means "Burn". So, I came up with the name "CatBurn", "NekoMoero". Um, the symbolism for it has something to deal with Merle... But I forget it completely. ^_^;; So we'll just say that the name is pretty and we'll keep it at that until I remember what I originally intended this place to be named after, okay?
<(O_O)> YOU FORGOT WHY YOU NAMED THIS PLACE?!
*sweatdrops* Um, yes?
YOU DIDN'T NAME IT IN MY HONOR?!
A
H! DILANDAU-SAMA! (*growls* Why do I get the hyphen?! *groans* Because, okay?!)
*'s left eye twitches* You mean to tell me that this shrine was not named IN MY HONOR?!
^^; Um, yes?
BUUUUUUUU-Er, MOOOOOOOOOERRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *runs towards them with his sword*
*yelps and starts running away* AH! HELP US!
*notes that Transendentalism is INCREDIBLY stupid and NO ONE should follow it!*
J/K <(^.^)>
Look! It's me!
Maxwell!