Legally Blonde 1 Trailer Transcript

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Man: One of the reasons I wanna come here tonight was to discuss our futures.

Elle: Of course,

Man: I plan to run for office someday

Elle: wow

Man: I think we should break up.

Elle: what???

Man: If I’m going to be a senator, I need someone serious.

Elle: I’m seriously in love with you.

 

TV Drama: Man: I love you

 

Elle: Liar

Elle: This is the type of girl that Warner wants to marry…. A law student

 

Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I’m going to get the love of my life back. For my admissions, I’d say…I’m gonna tell all of you why I’m gonna make an amazing lawyer…I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life

 

Man on street whistles:

 

Elle: I object

 

Harvard: Her list of extracurricular activities is impressive. She was in a Ricky Martin video. Aren’t we always looking for diversity?

Welcome to Harvard.

 

Elle: Don’t be scared. Everyone will love you.

 

Warner: Elle? I’m sorry, are you here to see me?

 

Elle: I go here

 

Warner: You got into Harvard law?

 

Elle: What a retard?

 

Girl: I’ve got a PhD from Berkeley.

Guy next to her: MBA from Wharton

Guy: I’ve spent de-worming orphans from Somalia

 

 

Two weeks ago I saw Cameron Diaz and Fred Seagal and I talked to her about buying this truly heinous and gorous sweater

 

Man on window: mind the Barbie lips

 

Elle: I’ve come to join your study group

 

Fiancée: My group is full.

 

Elle: Oh, is this like a RSVP thing

 

Fiancé: No, it’s like a smart people thing

 

Party group: I’ll giver her two more weeks. We’re betting how many weeks you’re gonna last

 

Warner: You’re not smart enough sweetie

 

Elle: I’ll show you how valuable I would be

 

Professor: You’ve got a resume? It’s pink.

 

Elle: And it’s I think it gives something extra

 

Narrator: A comedy about knowing who you are

 

Professor: I think she just woke up one morning and say, I’m going to law school today.

 

Narrator: and showing what you’ve got

 

Professor: You can buy her exercise tips on infomercial

 

Elle: wait, exercise gives endorphin and endorphins make you happy, and happy people don’t just shoot their husbands

Client: You’re fired

Professor: what?

Client: I have new representation

 

Narrator: Reese Witherspoon

 

Elle: do you remember when we spent those 4 amazing hours after we had a sauna.

This is so much better than that

 

Narrator: Legally blonde

 

Serena: Oh, look how cute, she’s like a judge and everything

 

VOCABULARY POWER

 

Serious-thoughtful or subdued in appearance or manner

Legal- of or relating to law

Jargon-the technical terminology or characteristic idiom of a special activity or group

Extracurricular-not falling within the scope of a regular curriculum; specifically: of or relating to officially or semiofficially approved and usually organized student activities (as athletics) connected with school and usually carrying no academic credit

Diversity-composed of distinct or unlike elements or qualities

De-worming- to get rid of worms

Heinous- hatefully or shockingly evil

Gorous- inspiring disgust or distaste

Infomercial-a television program that is an extended advertisement often including a discussion or demonstration

Representation- the action of representing or the fact of being represented especially in a legislative body

Endorphin- any of a group of proteins with potent analgesic properties that occur naturally in the brain

 

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