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What the Oilers will be holding in 2000! Go Oilers Go! Let's go Oilers! What the Oilers will be holding in 2000!

Welcome Oilers Fans!

Heheheheheh... There's nothing I enjoy more than watching the Oilers steal 2 points from any team. Especially those games against Dallas, Colorado, and (of course) Calgary. But for the most part, any team will do me fine and fancy.

These are the following teams that the Oilers have taken care of, and in the order they felt the mighty force that is known as the Edmonton Oilers.

2-1 I was at this game. Man do these guys suck this year!

5-4 Dan Cleary pots 2 goals, as the Kings abdicated their throne to the Oil!

4-2 Who can't beat these guys? Oh yeah... The Rangers.

3-1 I was at this game too; the Oilers played a solid 60 minutes.

6-3 What can you say? Selivanov scores 4!

2-1 The Oilers best game of the year. Too bad that dink Dandeneualt had to break Salo's shutout with 7 seconds left.

3-1 I was at this game with my girlfriend. I love beating Colorado! They are so cocky!

3-2 I tell you, ever since they signed Messier, they just haven't accomplished anything!

3-1 The New Jersey Devils seem to have trouble playing the trap against us. I wish they would stop being so chicken and play real hockey, instead of hiding behind the trap!

4-2 (Sorry Tom!) Well, these guys can't seem to beat anybody this year. But in respect to my friend Tom Mascioli, I'll not slander these guys.

6-2 These guys get spanked everytime they come to Skyreach Center! Last year it was 8-2!

4-1 With the stars that this team has, why do they play the trap? The TRAP!!! What is the NHL coming to...

5-4 What a comeback!!! I love the Oilers!! Phoenix has always had it tough against us... I would LOVE to see a playoff matchup between these teams! That would be the best series in the playoffs!

5-1The Lightning truly are the doormat of the NHL. Mike Grier has 3 assists.

7-0Woohoo! I don't think I've seen the Oilers lay a 60-minute butt-whuppin like that since game 2 of the Dallas series in 1997 when Bryan Marchment conked his noggin. Those Flames think they can compete with us??? Heheheheh... Idiots...

5-4 OT FINALLY! I thought that we would never win in overtime. Hamrlik with 1 goal and 3 assists leads the charge in a BIG win for the Oilers!

7-3 We outscored these guys 12-4 this year. Yeesh! Beranek has comeback game with 2 goals, as the Oilers came back from a 3-1 defecit with 6 unanswered goals.

4-1 The Oilers put the pedal to the metal in their car of Awesome Play. Okay... That was a stupid analogy, but we scored 2 shorthanded goals!

5-4 OT Wow! The Oilers after 20 games without an overtime win, have won their past two OT games! I think that the literal translation of the french word: Canadiens means Divers. The game shouldn't have gone to OT, but on one of Montreal's divers caused a penalty and Trevor Linden scored his hat-trick off his skate on the powerplay. I love seeing Montreal lose! GO OILERS GO!!!

3-2 The Oilers defeat the Flyers in a rare home loss for Philly. Guerin has a monster of a game with 2 goals and a fight against his former rivals from the East!

2-1 This victory over Nashville catapults the Oilers into first place into the Northwest! Can you remember the last time that the Oilers were in first place in their division (minimum 20 games played)? I can! Maybe I'll make that one of my trivia questions soon!
6-3 Big Georges Laraque pots his 1st career hat trick in a big game for the Oilers. He had a fight, and with his hat-trick and hard-hitting, he lead the Oilers back into 1st place in the Northwest Division!

4-2 Bill Guerin scores twice in a big win over the McSorley, Allison, Carter, and Dafoe-less Boston Bruins. Coupled with Colorado's embarrasing loss to (snicker) Atlanta, the Oilers now own 1st place by three points!

5-4 I'll give these guys credit. They battle hard and don't give up. But, they're just awful. This win puts the Oilers 5 points up on the Avalanche! 3-1 Woo hoo! Tommy Salo steals a big one for the Edmonton Oilers! With this BIG win by the Oilers, we're now 6 points up on the Avs!

3-0 My favorite Oiler Ryan Smyth pots a hat trick against the lowly Thrashers who put up a good battle, but just couldn't do anything. Cujos (I mean Kudos :) to Tommy Salo who nails his 2nd shutout as the Oilers end a 4-game losing streak

4-2 Little Boyd Deveraux joins Selivanov, Laraque and Smyth as hat-trick scorers this season, as he pots 3 goals against the Senators. Tom Poti has 3 points as the Oilers draw to within 2 points of the Avalanche.

2-1 The Oilers pull their game together as they make huge strides at clinching a playoff spot with this victory over 9th place ducks. Weight has 1 goal and 1 assist

2-1 After playing two of the worst periods of hockey that I've ever seen from this team, the Oilers battle back with 2 unanswered goals in the 3rd period to steal a BIG 2 points from the San Jose Sharks!

4-3 OT Jeepers! I'm not surprised that the Oilers blew a 3 goal lead, and a 2-goal lead with only 40 seconds left, but they better not pull any stunts like that in the playoffs! Sure, we can make the 3-goal combacks (Game 3 '97 - Dallas) but I don't want to see any of the Oilers blowing games! Thank god for Poti putting a beauty in to get the extra point.

5-4 OT WE'RE IN!! This enormous win by the Oilers puts them into the playoffs! I tell you, I don't think I've seen a game that wild and exciting since Game 7 vs. Dallas in 1997. I literally chewed my nails down to the bone... I ain't gonna be able to scratch myself tomorrow without keeling over in pain!!! Bring on the Playoffs!!!

6-3 The last Oilerkill of the season comes against the Flames. How fitting. Now, thanks to San Jose's loss to the lowly Canucks (ha ha), we get to face the Dallas Stars...AGAIN Selivanov has 3 goals and 4 points, and the Selivanov, Murray, Titov line flys high tonight with a combined 10 points! WOO HOO!!