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Captain Planet slided into Professor Ramiir Rocha's office through the window, as he had been riding rainbows the past week. He fell to the floor gracefully and waddled up to Ramiir. He tickled his chin and giggled like a school girl...
"So Ramiir? How about another makeout session? Yes? Yes? GOOD!!!" Captain Planet screamed as he grabbed Ramiir and squeezed his bronze buttocks with pleasure, giving him a big smackaroo on the lips. "Yess baby, I like it like that, raw and bronze." Captain Planet moaned and groaned as he ripped off Ramiirs clothes and jumped onto him, starting to hump him slowly at first, but gradually picking up speed as he got hornier and hornier.
"OH Ramiir, you sly dog," He said as he felt Ramiir's fingers slide into his speedo and tease his blue babboon-like buttcheeks. He continued humping as Ramiir slid his fingers all the way in. Captain Planet's eyes bulged and his tongue hung out of his mouth-which was a good sign. He was definately hot for him tonight.
"Let me help you," Captain Planet said between hot and erotic thrusts. He tore away his speedo, revealing his giant blueman manhood that was wobbling and throbbing with pleasure. "Yes, my sweet," He told his snakelike penis, "Tonight is the night.....when two become one." He quoted, as he slided towards Ramiirs face and inserted his "serpent erection" into Ramiirs warm mouth, "Oh. Ramiir. You tease!" He giggled slapping Ramiirs face playfully, as he humped into his mouth, splooging his miniature Captain Planet's into his mouth, getting hotter as Ramiir seemed to be enjoying his swimmers, almost drinking it in.
"Yes, drink it in...soon you will be a lot like me, my little princess.." Captain Planet moaned. "You will live in jewels and crowns.. ooh ooh" He said as he released some more. "YEAH RAMIIR BABY!" He yowled.
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Oh Ramiir that only turns me on full force!" Captain Planet breathed as he watched Ramiir bite chunks of him off. Captain Planet started to glow blue, his bitten off chunks regenerating, he was turning whole once more.
"Ramiir baby. Don't wait up." Captain Planet said suacily as he gave Ramiir a quick hump in the butt then suddenly flew through the wall, leaving a Captain Planet shaped hole.
"THE POWER IS YOURS!"
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Captain Planet suddenly shot through the door. "Hello m'ladies," He said staring at jade and Bam. "I have come to talk about the 3 R's! Reduce, Reuse, and RECYCLE!!!" He shouted, green mullet flying in the wind, red speedo glittering and sweating with mother earthly dew.
"FREE CONDOMS!" The mullet-wearing captain superhero said, grabbing the plastic saviors hidden within his speedo and tossing them about like confetti.
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Suddenly Captain Planet shot through an open window, carrying behind him a empty trash bags that were sewn on to his cape, so he wouldn't lose it as he flew around at the speed of light.
"Captain Planet!" He shouted triumphantly, the lights in the library flickering and whispering to the other light bulbs on how sexy they thought he was. His green mullet, which was supposed to stand for the green-ness of the earth, waved in the wind, and his blue skin, which was supposed to stand for the water of the earth, glistened as if he were a Guess or Gap model.
"Trash bags! Did you know that 50% of all trash bags were made for trash, yet the other 72% was made just for keeping things in them?" He quizzed, taking out a rainbow colored notepad from his speedo and giant gel pen, scribbling the responses around him.
"No? You didn't know? So be it," He said sadly, stashing the notepad and gel pen back in his speedo and suddenly started twirling wildly in circles, his saliva shooting everywhere because his mouth was hanging wide open. He shot into the air and zoomed out the window, trash bags left for the librarians pleasure."THE POWER IS YOURS!"
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Captain Planet circled around the two.
"You do realize you could get water pollution into the most unknown crevices on your body?" He blurted out, loving to spill his facts on pollution and looting. "Also, when you recycle soda pop plastic container, make sure you cut the rings so fish don't get caught in them - in case they get thrown into watrer!" Captain Planet laughed and rocketed back into the sky in the position of a mummy. "Don't forget, THE POWER IS YOURS!" |
