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| Lord Britt-Any "The Great" Raaaaaaants |
| Rant 1 |
| Know what is crazy? I can't staaaaaand them Zebra's. What the hell, do they think they are better then normal horses just because they have those ugly, and I mean this in the most literal sense, stuid fucking stripes? They are always strutting around the Sahara like they are the freakin crowed prince of Waffles. As if. If I was a horse...I think I would just truck my ass over there and kick em in the donkey where it counts babay. You know, teach em who the real bosses are. I heard the other day from my friend Larry that he was gunna attack If they try and flaunt their out of fashion coats one more time. I can easily see why. Those pin striped donkey's can take it up the ol' wazooo. |
| Is it just me, or does it annoy you too on those Trix commercials when those loser kids NEVER let that poor tourtured rabbit get the freakin cerial!? It's so sad. He has spent, what...10 years trying to get Trix? Why, WHY, won't they just give it to him? I think that all this is teaching kids is to be selfish and not share with comical cartoon rabbits. Even when he's on the brink of starvation and is going to such lenghts as dressing up as Nick Carter from The Backstreet Boys in order to obtain his fruity splendor. I say we all protest these horrific comercials, not just for our childrens sakes, but for the good of the American way. What do you say? Protest! Let SILLY RABBIT LIVE AGAIN! |
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