You might be Goth if...... + You pay 8 bucks for a pack of smokes that match your outfit... + You like to play dead in public + You wake up at 3pm still drunk, with anonymous black lipstick on your face + The shade of powder you use is called "sheet of paper" + The count was your favorite sesame street character + You wear long velvet coats in the summertime + You go to Denny's at 5am and think "these are my people" + You think that dead flowers are prettier then live ones + You refer to your age in mortal years + You buy $15 fishnet stockings and rip them up on purpose + Your combat boots cost more then it would to feed a 3rd world country child for two years + You've willingly undergone cosmetic dental surgery to get fangs or other weird things + You own more then 16 cleopatra cd's + You own even 1  Projekt cd + You argue about who's prettier.. morticia addams or lily munster, then decide that Wednesday addams blows them all away + You were disappointed to find out that "the american gothic" was a portrait of 2 farmers + You think of a herse as your ultimate family car + You own a glow-in-the-dark rosery that alternates between your neck and the rear view mirror + You fashion your eyeliner after a fashion that has been dead for over 2000 years + You have seen the nightmare before christmas more then 7 times + Your purse is large, black, square and metal + You argue on whether Poppy Z Brite or Anne Rice has more realistic views on vampires + You and your friends take lengthy drives to non-local graveyards + You spell vampire, either, vampyre, or vamphyre + Your boyfriend complains about how his ribs don't stick out like they used to + Your girlfriend complains about how you would look so much better in her black velvet skirt + You refer to other people that aren't gothic as "the normals" + You are happy when no one has heard of your favorite band + Christians accost you with pamplets on the street regularly + You and your boyfriend argue about who gets to wear the fangs + This list made you depressed