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Sex,Drugs,Rock and Roll
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..
Kiss Me
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
How many letters
How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
My Roof?
last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
Foot and Mouth
mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right now cos its got foot and mouth
Blondes
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop
Operator
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
Blonde Womens legs
what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!
This Way Up
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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I love you
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
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i lo
i lov
i love
i love y >br>
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
Mary's Lambs
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black and crispy.
Sheep
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
Butter
Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!
Condom factory
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo Mama
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.