As Beth prepared us some sloppy joes..

(which were deeee-licious..)

I offered to help.

But Beth pulled out some knives and threatened to cut me unless I got the fuck out.

Finally, a woman realized that my place is not in the kitchen.

Not because it's a woman's job, mind you.

But because I just can't do anything in a kitchen.

I can barely make myself a bowl of Spaghetti O's, let alone Sloppy Joes.

 

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