Something to Ponder

Tales from the Mind of the Terminally Confused

"Follow in my wake, you've not that much at stake, for we have plowed the seas and smoothed the troubled waters...come along, let's have some fun, the hard work has been done, we'll barrel-roll into the sun just for starters..." --Jimmy Buffett

Because I don't want to be sued.  By anyone, for any reason.  And because I don't want my e-mail riddled by people with nothing better to do than bitch about stuff I write.  So here goes...

I have a filthy mouth. And when I write, I have filthy fingers, too.  My life has not been an "after school special." Not by any means.  If I am related to you, you may find something I write offensive.    If you are a friend/coworker/acquaintance of mine, you may find something I write offensive.  If you are a human being, you may find something I write offensive.

That said, do what you feel you must...

About Me

Journal Entries

Want to see why I'm so screwed up?  View Notes From the Cess Pool, real letters written by the geniuses in my home town!  (Updated 5/17/00!!!)

Explore the inner workings of the mind of a young missionary--E-mail from the God Squad

Inspiration Point
--pages that have inspired me

Pssst--wanna see something scary?

E-mail Me

Sign my Guest Book!  (This time I mean it!)

View my Guest Book! (Quick, before I screw it up again!

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Gee, Beev!  This many people have been here before you!

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