Katie's Laws of Motion
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When corn chips twirl, they go wheee!
when forks fly, they go Wahoo!
those running will pant like dogs
pigs fly, but only over the desert
it is possible to be in twelve places at once, but not two.
the inchworm moves fast when no one's around
cd's get very dizzy when they are played
smiley faces frown in the dark
the weeping willow does the macarena at two in the morning
people in heels will have trouble in life
puddles follow suits
watched pots don't boil because they are nervous
those sitting know more useless information.  this will be helpful
school hotdogs, chicken, and ribs bounce.  this has been proven many times
sumo wrestlers were the last picked in gym
zombies walk again
a baby's first steps are to get away from the parents
err...sorry.