| Definitions |
| Jello- The mystery that occupies 73% of our time, at least. Television- The one reliable thing in our lives-oh, sorry, we don't have lives. Fish- The cause of sanity in the world. Squirrels- Those evil things we hate. They cause order and orginization! Issue- A word used for disaster. Probably- Invented by the sane world to keep order. We hate that word. Astro-turf- That beautiful green carpeting. Anyone know where i can get some? Pointless information- Only thing you'll ever need. Valuable information- A waste of time. Wild E. Coyote- ACME genius. Don't argue that he isn't, he must be! How else would he survive? Art- Waste of money that could be better spent on fancy palmpilots and language programs. Insane Asylum- Where they send the smart ones. Code Red- Our code for normality. Red = bad. Read WoT. Trix- The evil company that won't give the poor bunny the cereal. Also the destination of many of our letters of complaints. Flying pigs- Common in the desert. Pineapple- We honestly don't know. Meli insists it's yellow and dances. It- The word people use to make themselves seem smart. It's just too big for Katie. Internet- Sweeeeeeeeeeeet! Ground beef smiley- One word - Taco. Natural light- Our enemy, besides the squirrels. Uncle Ned- Where the mashed potatoes dissapear to. Alphabet- That cereal with the pretty little letters. Liar- We all lie, the liars are the ones that get caught. A study proves that college students lie at least once every ten minutes. Pong- The most exciting game ever made, not counting collapse or blix. Education- The process of brain-washing. Movies- What to do when the president speaks on all the channels. More on that later. Camera man- Flasher. Jack- In a cast. he hit the road one to many times. (Please tell me someone gets this!) Candy- The only thing that stops 83% of the "insane" ones from going sane Doiley- Aliens pretending to be lace waiting to take over the planet Dealio- Every other word that comes out of Meli's mouth. Remote- Famous for its disapearing act. American Pie - Best song in the world. Battleflag - a great beat and 8 swears in 2 minutes! $#!+ - look verry closely. |