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Rabbi Pinky Schmeckelstein, With The Commentary of the RABAM |
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Ask Rabbi Pinky
Rabboisai, This week I respond to two separate but related questions. Indeed, the old adage must be rewritten: Lightning CAN strike twice, especially when we are talking about minuvals. (Minuvals = scoundrels) Adrian G. writes: “Dear Abbey (I mean Rabbey): “As you are aware, some of us have a fondness for shrimp that we try to repress. However, once in a while, I am tempted to go to the local Red Lobster. What bracha should I make on these rare occasions?” (Shrimp = a delicious sea creature that goes particularly well with both cocktail sauce and garlic butter. Cocktail sauce: half a cup ketchup, quarter cup plain tomato sauce, two tablespoons lemon juice, half a tablespoon each: Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, horseradish. Salt, pepper, and some chopped parsley. Mix well, chill, serve. Bracha = blessing; types of food have their own blessing, as do several other things, including natural phenomena, and ritual actions.) The other letter comes from a schmendrick who did not sign his name, providing only an e-mail address. What do you think—if you come in front of Hakkadoshboruchhu, the Melech Malchei Hamelachim, on Yoim Kippur and provide your e-mail address, He will accept your teshuva? Have you ever heard anyone called up to the Toirah for an Aliyah: “Ya’amoid Longpayis@AOL ben Pishvasser12@MSN, Reviyi”? Minuval. (Shmendrick = not quite a moron, but very near to being worse than, in that even with only half a brain switched on, the moving parts clank audibly. HaKadoshBoruchHu = The Holy One, Blessed be He. Melech Malchei HaMalechim = The King of Kings, the utter kingness; G-d. Yom Kippur = this year on October 13th, 2005. The day my midlife Crisis starts in earnest, on which I turn 46 years...., I mean, the day of atonement, on which we fast for an entire day, not eating even a Smidgen of chocolate cake, oy.... ! Teshuva = return, repentance. Called up for an Aliyah = There are 54 parshas (chapters) to the Torah (the Pentateuch), each parshas is divided into seven aliyos, each aliya representing a discrete unit of thought or sequence of events or statements. For each of the aliyos of the parshas read in shul that Sabbath, a person is called up to do the (leyning) reading. It is a great honor for the reader, and insufferable torture for others, as the Torah text is unpointed (vowel marked), and the poor shmo ( = rich patron of the shul) called upon guesses wildly at the proper pronunciation. Reviyi = Fourth, referring to the aliyah which Longpayis, son of Mr. Pishvasser, will be reading, being number four out of seven. There are still three more aliyos after this! No wonder people make kiddush in the vestibule!) In any case, BugXX.com writes (incidentally, the spelling and punctuation below are his): “Dear rav Shmeckelstein, “I have seen your divrei toraha nd have to ask you a question I am too affraid to ask my rav at beit knesset. (Divrei Torah = words elucidating the Torah. Rav = Rabbi, lord, teacher. Beit Knesset = Bais Knessis; the house of assembly, synagogue.) “Sometims I forget to make a bracha in eating. I know the brachot are supposed to be said before eating, but often the food is in my mouth before I remember, and sometimes I have even started chewing. From time to time I even swallow a mouthful as well before I remember I forget to make a bracha. (Brachot = Braches, blessings, benedictae.) “so What to do? I feel I ought to maka a bracha as soon as I remember, even if I have already swallowed some, but it’s not nice with a mouthful. (The answer to this question is determined by the size of that which he swallowed. Rav Yossi holds that if it is a kebeitsa (a quantity of the size of an egg), then he is obligated to hold a finger down the throat until the matter has been brought up, but if it is a kezeyis (a quantity of the size of an olive) or less, there is no need. Rav Ashi holds farkert, everything must be brought up three times, and he must wait till after nightfall before continuing his meal.) “I await your paskening on this and wonder if your psak is applicable to any other situations tat we might learn from as well.” (Paskening = rendering a Halachic decision, opinion, or judgement. Psak = in this context, judgement. Well, BugXX.Com, I am not sure if what you need is a Psak Halacha, or a few weeks back in grammar school. According to the RITVA, the only thing the Rebboinoisheloilum likes less that someone who does not show appreciation for His creations (through the making of brachois) is someone who does not show appreciation for the written and spoken word. After all, language IS what separates us from the animals, you behaima. (Psak halacha = Opinion in Jewish law. Ritva = Rav Yomtof Ibn Asevili (Seville, between 1350 and 1450 CE), a disciple of the Ra’ah (Rav Aharon Ha Levi, b. 1235, a Talmud commentator) , and a major posseik in his own right. His poskening are sharp, subtle. Ribono Shel Olam = G-d, Master of the Universe, the host whose guests we are. Behaima = One of the higher organisms (Hebr.), flesh and blood whose potential is fully realized. A beast, a wild animal, a creature, a cossack.) And as for you, Adrian G., how can I answer your question when I don’t know if you are a man or a woman? What kind of name is Adrian? What should I tell you if making a bracha on shrimp is a Mitzvas Asei She-Hazman Gramma, a commandment applicable to men but not to women? “Okay—look in the mirror. If you see two double-d-sized kneidlach on your chest, please disregard the following...” Doesn’t work. (Mitzvas asei = a positive commandment. Mitvas asei she hazman grama = Positive commandments which have a time component (Ha zman: of time), which men are obligated to perform, but from which women are mostly exempt. Kneidlach = Kneadables. The term for a type of dumpling, a matze ball to end all matze balls.) Nisht geferlach. For the sake of Toiras Moishe, I will set aside these concerns and address your issues one by one. (Nisht geferlach = Literally ‘not dangerous’ (gefehr = danger, risk). But used to mean: “no biggy, dude, what-ever!” Toiras Moishe = The Laws of Moses. What did you think you were reading about all this time? You subscribed to this, did you not? Nu? Sitzt recht-oyf, und shluff nit, malut!) Meilah, the issue of Brachois is complex, not the simple topic as it is portrayed for every school aged child. Klal Yisroel has been using some form of tefillah to communicate with the Aimishteh since Bayis Shaiynee, the Second Temple. This, of course, reflects an effort to reduce the management fees that went to the koihanim, the descendants of Aharoin Hacoihain, thereby reducing their monopoly of facilitating all interaction with the Rebboinoisheloilum through the provision of services in the Bais Hamikdash. (Meilah = Falsehood, theft, tresspass. Used here as a warning and for emphasis. Klal Yisroel = all Jewry. Tefillah = prayer. Aimishteh = A pronunciation of the tetragrammaton (YHVH) better than Any other (the actual pronunciation being off limits!), which has the sense of ‘where is HE when you need him?’. Bais HaMikdash = The Temple in Yerushalayim, where other than in the Ezras Nashim (the women’s enclosure), the Koheinim were the only ones free to move about.) With regard to Brachois themselves, there is a famous machloikess— Rabbinic debate—between Bais Hillel and Bais Shammai in a Mishnah in the second Perek of Maseches Brachois. According to Bais Hillel, one is supposed to make a Bracha, a benediction, prior to the first bite of food, as a sign of appreciation to Hakkadoshboruchhu for providing the meal, and then may proceed with eating the entire meal. However, according to Bais Shammai, one is required to make a Bracha before every bite, as a sign of appreciation to the Rebboinoisheloilum for providing every morsel. As in most other disputes between Bais Hillel and Bais Shammai, we don’t hold according to Bais Shammai, as most of Shammai’s students could not pass along their learning because they all choked to death. (Machlokes = argument, dispute, strife. The best kind is machlokes le shem shamayim, argument for the sake of heaven (for the sake of truth), which is a blessing. But those machlokes which are merely a quarrel are a curse - and don’t you DARE disagree! Ever! Perek = a chapter, a minor book; also a set or time or specific event. Maseches brachois = the tractate of the Talmud that starts with blessings, in the order of zeraim (seeds; there are six orders to the Mishna, which is the basis for Talmud, and likewise the Gemara, which is the further development of Talmud) The Gemarrah addresses this specific debate. Asks Abaya: Why do we have to make so many Brachois everyday as a means of expressing our thanksgiving? Why can’t we simply send the Aimishteh a nice thank you note every once in a while, or maybe organize an annual parade? (Gemara = The Learning or The Study (Aramaic term). Analytic commentaries in Aramaic on the Mishna (The Repetition) by the Amoraim (teachers) of the academies in Babylon and the Holy Land in the centuries after the destruction of the temple. Abaya = (d. 338) head of the academies at Sura and at Pumbedita, one of the greatest of Amoraim, who dwelt in Mahozah on the Tigris river. An annual parade = March 17th would not be a good idea. Purim, however, was celebrated in several Jewish quarters of pre twentieth century Europe, and there are numerous lovely illustrations of the Purim parade in Amsterdam (known to her denizens as Mokum, or Mokum Alef) in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries.) Rava answers in the name of Rav Dimi, who says in the name of Rabbah Bar Bar Chana, who heard Rav Shayshess once say in the name of Chiyya Bar Abba, who was quoting Rav Huna in the name of Rish Lakish, who once overheard a conversation between Abba Bar Abba and Rav Assi, as they were discussing something that Reb Yehuda Hannassi once said while having his shoes shined by Rav Yoichanan HaSandlar. According to Rava, inasmuch as prayer is a substitute for Karbonois, animal sacrifice, in a world in which we no longer have a Holy Temple, we must be sure to honor Hakkadoshboruch at every turn, because He is likely to get angry and bring death and destruction upon Klal Yisroel, or at a minimum, raise taxes. And since Brachois are free, “the price is right” according to Rava, and it is a total win/ win. (Rava, Rav Dimi, Rabbah Bar Chana, Rav Sheshes, chiya Bar Abba, Rav Huna, Rish Lakish, Abba Bar Abba, Rav Assi, Yehuda HaNasi, Yochanan HaSandlar = these are all sages of the Talmud, whose argumentation back and forth on multiple points is often cited in detail, even though their actually being in the same place at the same time would have been impossible. Talmudic conversations in actual fact ran parallel to each other rather than sequentially, over a period of sometimes months or years. In the name of, etc. = Rabbi Elazar said, in the name of Rabbi Chanina:” He who says something in the name of the one who said it brings redemption to the world, as it is written: “and Esther said to the king, in the name of Mordechai (Megillas Esther 2:22: vatomer Ester la-melekh beshem Mardokhai). Now note that the entire ‘he said she said’ passage above is a familiar style of preamble to a statement, in both Judaism and Islam (in which it is termed Isnad, meaning a attributive chain of reports or reporters, and a distinction is made between chains with weak links (the source is doubtful or cannot be vouched for) and chains with strong links (each person cited is entirely trustworthy, and his statement is substantiated). Yochanan the shoemaker (ha sandlar) is strong substantiation.) A Ma’aseh Shehoyo. Reb Yisroel Salanter was once studying in his Bais Medrish in Kovno late an night when the beautiful cleaning woman stuck her head in. “Rabbi,” she said, “can I interest you in a some mushed up banana?” “Of course,” responded Reb Yisroel. A few minutes later the cleaning woman was hanging upside down on Reb Yisroel’s shtender, as he proceeded to devour the mushed up banana. (Ma’aseh shehoyo = a true tale as an illustration. Rabbi Yisrael Salanter = the Kovner (1810 - 1883), a Lithuanian scholar and master of musar (moralistic interpretation of Torah-Talmud). Kovno = Kaunas; a town in Lithuania raped and leveled over a dozen times by Russians, Prussians, Poles, Swedes, Litvaks, and Germans, since its founding over nine hundred years ago. From 1795 onwards it was part of the Vilna Guberniya of Russia. On May 18th, 1915, Prince Nikolai ordered the forced expulsion of all the Jews of Kovno by the military and the police, and their deportation to the east. They returned after the war, by which time Kovno was in Lithuanian hands. Shtender = reading stand, lectern.) After the fourth lick, Reb Yisroel screamed out in a loud voice, “Uchinvei, I’ve forgotten to make a bracha!” His outcry, muffled as it was, reached the heavens. Suddenly, a Bas Kol, a heavenly voice, came down from the heavens, “Reb Yisroel, I’ll take a Ha’adamah for the banana, and an Oisay Ma’asaiy Beraishis for the hot shiksa. And don’t bother with a shehakol for the gefilta fish.” (Uchinvei = Och und vei (alas and sorrow!), an exclamation of distress. Bracha = the requisite blessing. Bas kol = the daughter of a voice, an echo, Hashem’s customary method of communicating with mortals. Ha’adamah = the blessing for the fruits of the earth, vegetables, etc. (Baruch ata Adonai Eloheinu, melech ha-olam, borey pri ha’adamah. Blessed are You lord our G-d, King of the world, creator of the fruit Of the earth). The blessing for fruit that grows on trees is not appropriate for bananas, because a banana palm is actually not a tree, but a flowering herb, and having fruited, it dies. Oseh ma’asey bereishis = “(He who) makes creation; the blessing said upon observing something of natural beauty. Shehakol = The blessing that can be said over many foodstuffs, a generic blessing. (Baruch ata Adonai Eloheinu, melech ha-olam, shehakol nihayah b’dvaro - Blessed are You lord our G-d, King of the world, by whose word everything is created). So, we should never miss an opportunity to express appreciation for enjoying the Aimishteh’s creations. When we are eating. When we wake up in the morning. When we go to the bathroom. When we hear thunder and see lightning. When we realize that, Boruch Hashem, we are not women. And we are compelled to express our appreciation to Hakkadoshboruchhu, even when the moment is sub-optimal. Even if we are running a little late. Even if we forget at first and only remember after the third bite. And even if we are eating a little Traifus when the wife is out to town. After all—He created shrimp as well. (Traifus = food which is not ritually clean, though it may be very edible. And shrimp is excellent. Shehakol.) Ah Gutten Shabbos You Minuval |
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